Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 20, 2021

And I have the leading role my head went full blown horseshoe at 28 30 years later bald as a baby’s behind.

Oh say can you see the glare off the captal dome

I still have a fair head of hair, but the fire-break at the crown is growing.

Unfortunately one song also has to be renamed for accuracy. “This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius” has to be updated to “This is the Twilight of the Age of Aquarius.” (How were the hippy flower power years for you?)

Some people are wigging out at this announcement.

“She asked me why… I’m such a shiny guy…”

I’m thinking it may be workable.

how do folks who are bald let their hair down…?

Wrinkles

But there’s hair where there was no hair before too.

Boy the end of that first act is just not going to be the same.

It’s not just coming back in the theaters. I work one young guy with hair halfway down his back, and several other young guys with shoulder length hair. I love it, a hippy revival. They are all very smart engineers and scientists.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

The original cast? It might have to be “Bald Zombies” for some of them.

Cancelled because the few remaining living couldn’t remember their lines. "Give me a head with… with… with… ummmmm… line! didn’t cut it. The production, not the… the… ummmm… wait a minute, it will come to me… Lawn? Get off my lawn? Yeah, that’s it.

That’s funny.

Uh OH, Will there be nudity at the end?

Sounds like a Dangerfield joke.

or Bad as the case might probably be…….

Shear madness.

And fat too…

that’s just cruel

Bald, fat and sag.

Maybe my cousin will be in THAT…

laughed so hard i coifed

I grew a beard in the ’60s.

Not my boss, not his boss but the top boss visited me.

“Is it frontier days in El Segundo?”

“No sir.”

“Then shave that goddamn beard off.”

“Yes sir.”

I would have thought they would have gone with “Hair-less”

I shudder thinking of all those nude old hippies.

Visiting NYC in ’69 we met a guy who was in Hair, (he had also been in the group “Ohio Express”). He invited my friend and me to come see the play from back stage.We had our 12 year old sisters with us. My Sister says I will complain about it forever. She is right.