Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 16, 2021

… when it’s buck naked.

Most likely with his vehicle on the way home from camp.

You don’t go for deer. You go for beer.

Are they a couple of Yoopers?

https://youtu.be/TLnmA653f94

Second week of deer camp is the greatest time of year…

Ah..the stories you’ll hear at deer camp.

Be sure to wear bright orange while hunting… your biggest hazard is other hunters.

He couldn’t hit the side of a barn…

You didn’t pack any underwear.

The suitcase was full so I put it in your gun case.

Diogenes, An honest man at last……

Careful, more than a third of the deer in some parts of the US are testing positive for COVID. Don’t breathe on deer. Wear a mask when field dressing.

There is a taxidermist shop right around the corner and they’re having a sale on unclaimed mounted deer heads…

My father said that the #1 reason guys went to deer camp was to drink and play cards. Apparently he went once.

Then, no. Instead you will trip over the deer.

I worked with a fellow for years who was an avid deer hunter with both bow and shotgun (we live in Indiana). He used to take his Father-in-law with him when he could but his F in-law never got a kill. When his F in-law died, the hearse, on the way to the cemetery, (you guessed it) hit a deer. Go figure. LOL

Is that Floyd R Turbot?