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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2021

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ve always wondered.

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, that’s just mean! However, the lumpy pumpkins for sale are cute, in any color.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t know what anybody sees in a bunch of warty vegetables. And they’re not even good to eat.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Wow – All the pain they have to go through just to please the consumer.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Suffer for your art!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Oh my gourd! That’s un-bee-leavable!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Like one of those old monster B-ee movies.

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    jr1234  almost 3 years ago

    LOL, the toon IS funny…but your comments above are even funnier :D

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    Real bees instead of beeswax?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    NEXT!!!!

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Fauci science.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Now that I know what they go thru, I will NEVER buy one again! STOP THE INHUMANE TREATMENT OF GOURDS!!!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    That’s nothing. You should see how they make pumpkin pies!

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ow! I guess that’s as good an explanation as any. And it’s fun. Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    This one has me tied up in gourdian knots.

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    such stinging humor

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    richardjohnsonvp  almost 3 years ago

    In the immortal words of Nick Cage, “Not the bees!!”

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      almost 3 years ago

    Well, this explains a lot.

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