Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 26, 2021

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    “I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    I’m not over weight. Just big boned.

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    sevaar777  almost 3 years ago

    Try attaching alot of helium balloons to your body…

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Too short for his weight.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    I put on a whole pound as a result of yesterday’s gluttonous display. It should go away in a couple of days.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And the talking scale says "one at a time, please "

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Say, Fella. Take a break. I’ve about reached my limit.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Remove the towel and one leg.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 3 years ago
    Need to order the rack, maybe Amazon carries it.
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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 3 years ago

    I could due with another foot (or 2.5 ft.) in height!

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    Smitman56  almost 3 years ago

    I need to realign the “0” mark to 30, but it won’t go that far.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    For men their waist must be 1/2 their height or smaller to avoid the description of “obese.”

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    drycurt  almost 3 years ago

    The military had a weight requirement. A quite senior enlisted man, who was among the top in his rating, was evaluated by his division officers every year, and given top grades. But he was, as most men, slowly gaining weight over time. His early evals, during this focussed attention on weight, started with his height at 5’8". After 20 years, he had magically grown to 6’5", to keep his HWP within allowed guidelines.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters

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