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LOL, thatâs a REALLY good salesman! When it comes to sales, Iâve tried but I seem to be just the opposite. Couldnât sell a glass of cold water to a man dying of thirst. Well, then again, who would? Oh you know what I mean!
kbyrdleroy123 over 3 years ago
He saw you coming!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
That attachment point might get in the way.
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Might come in handy if Dookie ever drops you while flying, otherwise, nah!
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
The birdâs expression in the second panel- luv it!!
DavidSharp Premium Member over 3 years ago
This definitely brakes the monotony.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Was it really that he was that good of a salesman or that you were that gullible of a buyer?
blakerl over 3 years ago
My My, that must have been a good sales pitch! Drag Chute on a turtle??
sandpiper over 3 years ago
One day I suggested he install air brakes, but this is better.
Technicholls over 3 years ago
Not entirely certain the chute deployed due the stop sign and not because of what he ate for supper last eveningâŠ
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Heâs the wind in his own sails⊠Trouble is, he keeps going backwards! âș
Chithing over 3 years ago
Now I seed why they call it a âdragâ chute.
preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wouldnât have thought a turtle would even need to worry about a stop sign in the first place.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
LOL! Parachutes catch the windâŠ..lol
TexTech over 3 years ago
John needs to talk to the jet pack and roller skate salesman before worrying about a parachute.
indysteve9 over 3 years ago
LOL
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good idea. Especially for when Dookie bird there sneezes at 5000 feet next migration.
Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago
It can double as a dookie bag!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hey Dookie since youâre not doing anything please repack my âchute.
WCraft over 3 years ago
So â he ate an entire parachute for his last meal?
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
Didnât the tortoise Bugs Bunny raced have a chute too?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 3 years ago
âIt worked, didnât it?â
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Might be fun when he chases lemmings.
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
This was the only way he could get his butt to go Foooom.
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
Ahem, nothing sort of fighter jet landing on the aircraft carrier with the help of spring cables.
Jace over 3 years ago
I wonder if there was drogue chute (not pictured).
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Very persuasive indeedâŠ..
DaBump Premium Member over 3 years ago
LOL, thatâs a REALLY good salesman! When it comes to sales, Iâve tried but I seem to be just the opposite. Couldnât sell a glass of cold water to a man dying of thirst. Well, then again, who would? Oh you know what I mean!