B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 23, 2021

Predator: “Okay, fine. I’ll get glasses”.

Bird: “And I’ll get the H out of here.”

Ya might wanna get those teeth fixed while you’re at it.

Is this why ’walleye’s’ get their name? They are a great fish to catch and eat!

“Missed it by … I’m not sure … how much.”

He missed! What a clumsy carp!

He just doesn’t want to make a spectacle of himself…..

“Let’s say it was a snap decision…”

Lucky duck!

Maybe it’s the old refractive index of water making the duck’s position look bent.

Oddly enough, that’s pretty much the same way I spear fish. (Meaning I have never successfully speared a fish in my life.)

The real reason Coelacanths were thought to have gone extinct.

1) A fish without glasses is like a bicycle without…?

2) In that environment, your glasses will always be completely full.

New kind of eye chart.

So… NObody is perfect : )

Who knew that glasses could help maintain weight?

Reality bites.

Probably that fish eye view.

Won’t do any good, unless they are light refracting.

OOPS!

You know, the bending of light works both ways. Try just aiming for the feet.

At a government training facility I frequented, there is a small pond in front of the main building where ducks and catfish reside. Once in a while, you’ll see a baby duck disappear.

“Missed it by THAT much, Chief.”

He wasn’t really hungry, he just didn’t appreciate being mooned by the duck on the surface.

I was going to say, that really bites, but apparently, it doesn’t.

Apart from glasses you need practice for surviving.