Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 28, 2021

Who do you think told the aliens to target him?

Let’s see now. Visit her family or visit the proctologist? Decisions, decisions.

Better a probe in the butt than the monster in law breathing down the neck

Oh, sure. He loves getting prbed up the wazoo.

I’m not sure what would be worse, that or visiting my outlaws, I mean in-laws

Some in-laws can do a mental probe during every visit that can leave you feeling eviscerated if you don’t resist the onslaught.

“Beam me up, Scotty”.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!

Make/Reserve your abduction requests now.

He has friends in high places.

We just returned from a long drive over the holiday. One state, Virginia perhaps, had a lighted highway caution sign that read, “Visiting the In-laws? Drive slower and arrive late.” Almost laughed myself off the road.

If I had a choice, I would have chosen my mother-in-law over my wife!

Some don’t have the choice…my MIL was from the depths of hell! And it turned out, so was her son.=~{

My in laws were the sweetest folks you could meet. They welcomed me to the family with open arms and over the number of years we still had her my miL provided many many fantastic Polish meals to our home. my wife and the boys had many great years with their presence.

My doctor and insurance company only list them for in-network colonoscopies.

Ye olde abduction excuse …

Frank wants to be taken seriously …!

Hope he took his phone off of roaming.

Aren’t her relatives piloting the ship?!

Get a covid test set and a red pencil. Then send a photo of the positive test to your “beloved” ones. Remember to put the pencil out of the photo.

Love his smile! :)