Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 04, 2021

Patrick’s hair looks just like Ralph’s! Awful young for a combover lol

No wonder it’s not going well, Norman. You should be shopping for a rare South American parrot.

For Bob the duck, just buy ammo.

Got any grapes?

There’s always tape.

We’re gonna have to put it on your bill.

Because there’s nothing worse than chapped beak!

Does Burt’s Bees make Beak Balm?

How about some fowl weather gear?

Similar to the joke: A duck goes into the drug store and takes a lipstick up to the register. The clerk says $4.99. The duck says put it on my bill.

How about Echo? Forget Wendy.

Or some Quack Shellack

That gingerbread man flag looks strange.

They can always use a box of quackers.

Maybe he’s like his own wading pool to swim in come summer. They should a little easier to get, supply chain issues aside.

How about some a la orange sauce and a nice stuffing mix?……

Yeah what do you get the duck – er – south American parrot that has everything.

Wouldn’t that be “bill balm”?

Aw, Norman, don’t make a beak deal out of it…!

I identify with me laddie, Patrick! The duck could use a roasting pan about his size.

I checked, the store is all out of QuackStick.

Maybe a box of Quacker Oats