Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 11, 2021

The new “socks” for Christmas?

Santa bumped Thanksgiving, now he’s taking over Halloween!

Jason.

But I don’t want to go on that singing program!

One for regular days and one for special occasions, thank you

I wonder what is going to happen to the mask industry when the pandemic is over?

Given how responsible MOST people are about wearing masks, I wonder if they will continue to do so if they have the flu or the cold.

I don’t have to shave as often, works for me.

Time to find a new Santa

I am hoping for a time when we do not need masks anymore!

Many many years down the road, will we look back at this time and say “remember when we had to wear face masks to go out?” Or will we say “remember the good old days when we could go out without a face mask?”

Last night some old lady walked up to the checkout counter and started laughing at me. I wear mask and gloves at work. She said I look like I’m ready for surgery. Yeah, effin hilarious, lady…

I’m in New York.a mask mandate is returning on monday for all indoor businesses,concerts,etc.it doesn’t matter if people are vaccinated.we have to live like this for the rest of our lives? This is the new normal? It’s sad.I don’t mind wearing a face covering.i believe masks should be optional.I wore a face shield for a year.I never got sick or ended up in the hospital.now I’m fully vaccinated.

I lived and worked in Japan early in my career. Masking up is no big deal.

One that fits snugly over the nose and puffs in and out with each breath which shows that it is filtering the air I breathe.

Future archeologists may have fun figuring out the layer of plastic oblongs in the landfills of our generation.

“All I need for Christmas are a few new masks….” and everyone to get their shots!

I’d rather have the gift of no longer needing a mask, but that will take more than Santa to achieve…

Funny and touching!

Just can’t let it go, can you. Oy.

I know some guys who really like wearing masks. It makes them feel… maskuline.

Not funny

One that filters snoring and farts. It’s for someone else