Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 19, 2021

“A partridge in a bare tree …”People have been singing it wrong all along.

boogity , boogity

What do they do on that planet on Halloween?

They goes tree-ck or tree-ting.

Wood you believes it’s time to has some tree puns? Okay then, lemme begins the countdown. Tree two one…

She’s not a streaker. She’s just showing off her new fir coat.

These guys are always needling each other.

Ethel noticed.

I said” don’t look Ethel! abut it was too late, she got a free shot”

Always wondered how Ents celebrate Christmas!

They’re just (always) jealous. They’re ever green with envy.

The ornaments and lights on each tree are a mirror images.

On this episode of “Pimp my Christmas tree decor”…..

Later, they’ll drop by the new men’s club, the one with the sign, “All Bare-Root Ladies All Night.”

an everseen

That Tree has to be freezing running around in the snow naked.

Shouldn’t it be “sTREEker”?

His mother’s gonna tannen his baum…

(¬_¬)

That tree doesn’t have the balls it takes to run nekkid in the snow. Plus, he obviously just had a tinselectomy.

He’s No streaker, he is just running away from humans with axe’s.

Now that is a real twig slapper!

There are going to be a few younger readers who have no idea what a streaker is/was, until today.

A nudibranch?

She just wanted an even tan-enbaum.

We tried to warn her, but it was too late. She’d been Mooned.

How early 1970s.