“A partridge in a bare tree …”People have been singing it wrong all along.
boogity , boogity
What do they do on that planet on Halloween?
They goes tree-ck or tree-ting.
Wood you believes it’s time to has some tree puns? Okay then, lemme begins the countdown. Tree two one…
She’s not a streaker. She’s just showing off her new fir coat.
These guys are always needling each other.
Ethel noticed.
I said” don’t look Ethel! abut it was too late, she got a free shot”
Always wondered how Ents celebrate Christmas!
They’re just (always) jealous. They’re ever green with envy.
The ornaments and lights on each tree are a mirror images.
On this episode of “Pimp my Christmas tree decor”…..
Later, they’ll drop by the new men’s club, the one with the sign, “All Bare-Root Ladies All Night.”
an everseen
That Tree has to be freezing running around in the snow naked.
Shouldn’t it be “sTREEker”?
His mother’s gonna tannen his baum…
(¬_¬)
That tree doesn’t have the balls it takes to run nekkid in the snow. Plus, he obviously just had a tinselectomy.
He’s No streaker, he is just running away from humans with axe’s.
Now that is a real twig slapper!
There are going to be a few younger readers who have no idea what a streaker is/was, until today.
A nudibranch?
She just wanted an even tan-enbaum.
We tried to warn her, but it was too late. She’d been Mooned.
How early 1970s.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“A partridge in a bare tree …”People have been singing it wrong all along.
AFFICIONADO almost 3 years ago
boogity , boogity
Gent almost 3 years ago
What do they do on that planet on Halloween?
They goes tree-ck or tree-ting.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Wood you believes it’s time to has some tree puns? Okay then, lemme begins the countdown. Tree two one…
Bilan almost 3 years ago
She’s not a streaker. She’s just showing off her new fir coat.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
These guys are always needling each other.
therese_callahan2002 almost 3 years ago
Ethel noticed.
ElVez2 almost 3 years ago
I said” don’t look Ethel! abut it was too late, she got a free shot”
rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Always wondered how Ents celebrate Christmas!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
They’re just (always) jealous. They’re ever green with envy.
dwindy54 almost 3 years ago
The ornaments and lights on each tree are a mirror images.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
On this episode of “Pimp my Christmas tree decor”…..
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Later, they’ll drop by the new men’s club, the one with the sign, “All Bare-Root Ladies All Night.”
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
an everseen
philwinn almost 3 years ago
That Tree has to be freezing running around in the snow naked.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t it be “sTREEker”?
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
His mother’s gonna tannen his baum…
(¬_¬)
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That tree doesn’t have the balls it takes to run nekkid in the snow. Plus, he obviously just had a tinselectomy.
blakerl almost 3 years ago
He’s No streaker, he is just running away from humans with axe’s.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Now that is a real twig slapper!
Back to Big Mike almost 3 years ago
There are going to be a few younger readers who have no idea what a streaker is/was, until today.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
A nudibranch?
MissyTiger almost 3 years ago
She just wanted an even tan-enbaum.
bakana almost 3 years ago
We tried to warn her, but it was too late. She’d been Mooned.
WDD almost 3 years ago
How early 1970s.