Close to Home by John McPherson for December 11, 2021

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    Robert4170  almost 3 years ago

    Slightly different spelling makes a big difference.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    maybe she can use Cupid to arrange her dates!

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh my

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    momofalex7  almost 3 years ago

    That’s just wrong in so many ways.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    I personally would say Vixen is a bit underdressed for the temperatures but the others wear nothing at all, so…

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    Vixen the naughty Reindeer

    W(h)ore a very slinky gear

    And if you ever saw it

    You would even say: “Oh Deer!”

    All of the other reindeer

    Used to drool and call her dame

    But they weren’t let by Santa

    Doin’ a little “reindeer game”

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    NOW we know what Santa means when he says “On Donner, On Vixen, On Dasher, On…”

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    You’d think she might have a go with Cupid.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “…and take off that lingerie. Take it all off.”

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    The other reindeer will follow her anywhere!!

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    H.L. Mencken  almost 3 years ago

    Those two in the corral are looking very horny.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She has been hanging around with Cupid WAY too much.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    LMAO! Hysterical……

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Looks like Cupid had a bit of fun after the reindeer games. You should see Donder and Blitzen.

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    basspro  almost 3 years ago

    I kind of looks like she’s kicking Santa I the nuts.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s why Rudolph has a red light !

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    kaycstamper  almost 3 years ago

    Female…with a rack???

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    … on Nixon, on Blizzard, on Fluffy and Horace… on Fireball, on Frosty, on Maxwell and Morris!

    We apologize for the short notice, but all original reindeer have been suspended and replaced while the Vixen-lingerie incident is being investigated.

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    moeric9  almost 3 years ago

    I think she just wants a good buck. Sorry

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    philwinn  almost 3 years ago

    Too Funny! Gotta love Donner drooling!!

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Makes them want to complete their rounds and hurry home after a long night…..

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    DavidPlatt  almost 3 years ago

    Ordering Vixen to be part of the team, turned out to have unfortunate consequences.

    The governers of several states have instructed their National Guard units to shoot down Santa’s sleigh if he enters their airspace.

    It seems that they are very strongly opposed to Vixen mandates.

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    I have heard of a stalking horse but not a stockinged reindeer.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Fire her, she is a slut!

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Foxy?

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    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    Hey somebody has to warm the boys up for the long night’s work.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Is this a conjugal visit?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  almost 3 years ago

    To be fair, h_rny guys have a SIGNIFICANT amount of energy until they “finish!” Vixen’s just trying to rev them up.;)

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    JoshHere  almost 3 years ago

    Anthropomorphism robs animals of their innocence

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    newswatcher  almost 3 years ago

    Reindeer with racks are female. So Vixen is flirting with other females?

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Vixen’s such a doe…

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    Rogue Wizard Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Actually, reindeer have four teats. She should have a bra with four cups.

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    What’s that expression…“you can’t un-see that…?”

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    daking27  almost 3 years ago

    Is this where the term “horny” comes from?

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    albzort  almost 3 years ago

    Somebody told me this morning that male reindeer lose their antlers before late December, whereas females keep theirs all year round. So that means that Santa’s reindeer are all females.

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    mbrahms26  almost 3 years ago

    Female reindeer do not have antlers.

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, I don’t think looking like that would appeal to reindeer bucks. Adds to the humor, LOL.

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