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She is elegant, noble and proud. / Though a woman, her head is unbowed. / Most great painters were male / but she knows she wonât fail. / With artistic skills, sheâs well-endowed. /// A great colorist, stately and pale, / she painstakingly adds each detail. / âAllegory of Painting,â / very close now to fainting. / She is laced up too tight to inhale.
The period between High Renaissance Art and Baroque Art is known as the âMammaristâ period. Cleavaggio was itâs foremost practitioner. (Enough with the pedantry, bubeleh. LOLOLOL!)
âIs this painting whatâs called a still life?â / âItâs my self-portrait,â answered his wife. / âA still life might be fruit.â / âThen my guess was astute; / I see melons!â Thus started their strife.
You know this picture was faked â artists donât dress up when they go to the studio. This pictureâs like seeing a car mechanic in his Sunday finest.
It was years before she realized that her teacherâs advice of âyouâll get rich if you can paint a nice pair of titsâ had nothing to do with depictions of small wild birds.
With dark curly locks oâer her chest/Her paintings were viewed by the best/Some said that her cleavage/Was just above average/Unlike Dolly Parton, less âblessed.â
She tried painting coffee mugs// And tried painting shiny shells of bugs// She had no more grief// after including 3D relief // to portraits with big milk jugs.
CLEVAGGIO: What the hell, I think Iâll throw in a little nip slip for when Melcher decides to feature this painting Iâm working on in his Priceless comic. Give the lads a thrillâŚ
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcherâs approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 6 works, by this artist or his workshop (this is the first here by that, and used his given name instead of his pseudonym), have been used here.Â
Her well-endowed bosom sustaining / A sight that brought men close to fainting / She cried out, âWoe is me! Iâm an artist, you see / But no one will look at my painting!â
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
For some reason, her best selling works were self-portraits.
sparklite about 3 years ago
âI capture the blokes with pulse-pounding strokes
and finish them off with ĂŠlan.
The gals I give life with a spare palette knife,
and charge them as much as I can."
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
She is elegant, noble and proud. / Though a woman, her head is unbowed. / Most great painters were male / but she knows she wonât fail. / With artistic skills, sheâs well-endowed. /// A great colorist, stately and pale, / she painstakingly adds each detail. / âAllegory of Painting,â / very close now to fainting. / She is laced up too tight to inhale.
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Her husband was very proud of her work. He sold many under his name.
sparklite about 3 years ago
Pole dancer Clomidea moonlighted (moonlit?)
as a nude portrait painter, ten bucks a sit.
But to tell you the truth
her clients stayed couth,
while Clomie exposed every bit.
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
DO Not confuse Cleavaggio with âTittorettoâ â or with Titian ! She is a titan in her own right !
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
her onlyfans portraits were the hit of the gallery
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
If you feel that your bosomâs so fair/
That the whole world deserves to share/
Then take off your sweater/
âCause thereâs nobody better/
To depict it with loving care !///
If youâre hoping to be well-known /
Or just tired of being alone /
you are wise to entrust/
depicting your bust/
to a painter with one of her own !Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
The period between High Renaissance Art and Baroque Art is known as the âMammaristâ period. Cleavaggio was itâs foremost practitioner. (Enough with the pedantry, bubeleh. LOLOLOL!)
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
âIs this painting whatâs called a still life?â / âItâs my self-portrait,â answered his wife. / âA still life might be fruit.â / âThen my guess was astute; / I see melons!â Thus started their strife.
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
You know, this paint by numbers thing is quite fun.
pcolli about 3 years ago
I wonder where she rests her paint brushâŚ.
VT8/VF84 about 3 years ago
MOUNDS
Buzzworld about 3 years ago
âAnd two happy little breasts live right here.â
Reader about 3 years ago
She took up painting her own portraits â others were to honest about her actual cleavage size.
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
Sheâs a woman whoâs made it her mission/
to paint better tits than Titian,/
better breasts than Bruegel/
(whom you also may âgoogleâ)../
Itâs unlikely â but she has my permission.rmremail about 3 years ago
You know this picture was faked â artists donât dress up when they go to the studio. This pictureâs like seeing a car mechanic in his Sunday finest.
Linguist about 3 years ago
Although she claimed she merely dabbled in art, according to the guys in the workshop, she did more than just dabble!
Rev Phnk Ey about 3 years ago
Hmmm. Maybe I could do better left handed.
davanden about 3 years ago
She should be wearing a smock. Itâs going to be hard to clean up.
garcoa about 3 years ago
With her around, I could watch paint dry.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 3 years ago
It was years before she realized that her teacherâs advice of âyouâll get rich if you can paint a nice pair of titsâ had nothing to do with depictions of small wild birds.
Carol from CT about 3 years ago
With dark curly locks oâer her chest/Her paintings were viewed by the best/Some said that her cleavage/Was just above average/Unlike Dolly Parton, less âblessed.â
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
She: I guess cleavage and a slip nip are in now?
mokspr Premium Member about 3 years ago
Interesting note (that I just made up) this is actually a reminder to himself that Barbieri needed to get two honeydews when he goes to the market.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
Hector knew doing all those exercises at the gym would help in his crossdressing.
Holden Awn about 3 years ago
âWell, what did you expect? This whalebone corsetâs so danged tight theyâve got to go somewhere.â
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
She tried painting coffee mugs// And tried painting shiny shells of bugs// She had no more grief// after including 3D relief // to portraits with big milk jugs.
Blatherskite about 3 years ago
A gentleman might this retort give:
âMadame appears unduly sportive!
If one is that buxom,
the dress where one tucks âem
ought surely be made more supportive.â
Another Take about 3 years ago
CLEVAGGIO: What the hell, I think Iâll throw in a little nip slip for when Melcher decides to feature this painting Iâm working on in his Priceless comic. Give the lads a thrillâŚ
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
âSo, what are you painting? Hmmm, just words: Help! Canât Breath! Corset too tight!â
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Nice cleavage!
mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago
Allegory of painting:Â
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giovanni_Francesco_Barbieri_(warsztat)_-_Alegoria_Malarstwa.jpgÂ
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (â- or Ctrl-) clicking the image atÂ
http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/11/masterpiece-2836.htmlÂ
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcherâs approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 6 works, by this artist or his workshop (this is the first here by that, and used his given name instead of his pseudonym), have been used here.Â
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/01/20?comments=visibleÂ
has the prior (the here links in my blog entry comment point to the artist info URLs in my comment there).
d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago
VAN GOGH after her transformation, still painting.
rugeirn about 3 years ago
Her well-endowed bosom sustaining / A sight that brought men close to fainting / She cried out, âWoe is me! Iâm an artist, you see / But no one will look at my painting!â
Redd Panda about 3 years ago
The renaissance was before scarves became popular. Or perhaps, the reason that scarves became popular.
ââThe twins are freezinâ ⌠whereâs my scarf?ââ
ââoh yeah, thatâs better.ââ
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
@Call Me Ishmael; Ish â when I first saw the painting, I figured you would have something great going on in the morninâ
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
⌠and that concludes the 8th training session on how to paint. Next week, we will cover painting items in the background.