Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 16, 2022

I’m allergic to flowers.

“It’s too normal out there!”

Nah, daily walks rule! I go to the university campus and walk, admiring all the bucolic splendor the family’s alumni donations have funded. At the bookstore I always ask for the professor’s discount claiming I am the Undocumented Temporary Adjunct Professor of Homeless Studies Emeritus. Usually they call security……..

Or may not.

UK – Are you crazy? It’s raining cats and dogs out there…

… It’s comfortable here … I’d have to get up out of this chair.

It’s… Maying, It’s Maying out there!

I used to have a sedentary job, and did not really care to go for walks. After a recent change to more active employment and now 40 pounds lighter, my view of taking walks has improved considerably.

Too much pollen

It’s “pollinating” out there.

Get him a dog – a big dog. Then he’ll have to go for a walk at least 3-4 times per day. Worked for me.

Well, Hon, I’ve sat here so long I can’t walk.

May? I’m thinking pollen.

She should go pick herself out a dog suited to her actual walking needs. Maybe two dogs. Now when it’s so cold my dog won’t go, I go anyway. I just get her out long enough to do what she isn’t allowed to do inside.

18 degrees this morning and windy. The muddy trails were still frozen, great time to hike.

Leading experts agree that the Outdoors is not inside.

Muddy? A lot of spring rain. Although where I am, it could end up being freezing in May. We’ve had snow in May.