Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 23, 2021

Lil Fink made it all by himself when he spilled glue on himself and a gust of wind blew grass clippings in his direction.

Spook has a sink?

At least he didn’t brew it in the toilet.

The King’s mom made that for him.

Sir Rodney should have known better. You never make assumptions with the king -

because when you assume (with the king), you make yourself …

the butt of many a joke and you end up paying for it with your rear end in the dungeon.

Spookindorf has learned to use his environment.

The king’s gotten soft. In the old day Rodney would have ended up chained upside down in the dungeon.

So does this mean that when the king takes off his royal robe it reveals that the king has thick green chest hair?

But it DOES look warm

Who says winning is everything?! :D

Careful, Rod. That’s spider eggs he’s talking about.

Well, at least Spook has the Christmas Spirit, or is that Wiz?

I think Rod may pass on the eggnog until he gets his foot out of his mouth!

And he wasn’t wearing a sweater.

Well it’s still better than the joke about “Emperor has no clothes”!

The fink’s mom probably made it for him

He’s a loon and NO Eggnog for me. Ew

ka-yum

Whenever I want an ugly sweater, I look for something with my most hated sports teams. It’s actually easier than one would think…

No matter how bad it looks. It’s not ugly if Mom made it.

One man’s ugly sweater is another man’s cherished, hand-made gift from a favorite aunt.

Are any sweaters REALLY ugly??

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Said the knight who wears the same outfit everyday

I thought he was carrying a wreath around.