Close to Home by John McPherson for January 15, 2022

“Does that include medical?”

“And if you’ll step this way sir, I can offer you a great deal on noise-cancelling headphones for every member of your family.”

Someone knows their guitar strings though!

Do you get that on the sale of accordions and bagpipes too?

No thanks. I’ll live dangerously because I’m a wild and crazy guy.

Good banjo can be quite enjoyable. Beginning banjo… still not as bad as beginning bagpipes.

Don’t tell me, I’m guessing he comes from South Dakota with a banjo on his arm…Correction, he looks more like a fella that comes from Alabama with a Banjo on his Knee!

That coverage might be worth it.

HEY! Bleeb’s locked in the showcase. Someone help him out… :-0

evidently , bad banjo playing elicits violent reactions

I Just need the case. I’m robbing a bank.

Bleeb wants to hear him play “Flight of the Cosmic Hippo.”

Don’t even get me started about the bag pipes. My personal hell will be forever in the first day of bag pipe school.

Plucking good cartoon!

If there’s a chance of being beaten with my own banjo, then I say… give me two!

Let’s do this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pWnZFrdQFE&list=PLB5C563D0967DA087&index=2

Not a good selling point if you think about it…..

Listening to anyone learning any instrument can be torture. I grew up listening to my brother ‘trying’ to learn the trumpet. Ugh.

A good investment…

Perfect Pitch is defined as throwing an accordion into a dumpster and it lands on a banjo.

Or, maybe you’d be interested in this tuba?

Does it cover dueling banjos?

HAHA! This one made me laugh out loud. Nice one! :D

I hear banjo music.

I think it’s cheaper to carry a helmet instead

Ba dum bump!

Could be worth it…..

I didn’t know that banjos were percussion instruments.

I love banjos. They’re the main reason I like to listen to some Bluegrass.

I see no danger if he is a hillbilly from the backwoods.

Ban Jovie he’s not.

Bleeb under glass.

Do you need a visit from the Banjo Players Union Mr. McPherson?

Protip: yelling Well Exxxccuussse meeee! Only works if you are Steve Martin.

Impossible! According to Steve Martin, you can’t help but be happy with a banjo!