Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 28, 2021

Forget it Frosty, she’s frigid.

That puddle on the floor is a fire sign.

She’ll give you the cold shoulder.

Ask an intelligent question.

“So, red wine with coal. Should I have white wine with carrot?”

Water the chances of them meeting like that?

Water you talking about?

For that matter, we humans are more that half water.

Can I interest you in investing in a slush fund?

Yah, but Pisces and Scorpio don’t go well together.

This romance may snowball, I think.

Start slow and let it snowball into something big.

Is that what they’re calling Aquarius these days?

It’s not gonna work…she like wine and he likes beer…

It looks like someone is struggling to break the ice.

If this relationship heats up, will that be a good thing?

This is the dawning of the fridge of Aquarius, the fridge of Aquarius

If blue hat snowman drinks enough red wine, will it leak out of his exterior?

Their song will be “I’ll Melt with You” by Modern English.