Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 26, 2021

The bee’s knees

Nothing beats natural products!

When eating honey (or anything like it), I’m thinking … Use a spoon (instead of a fork).

Stick to changing lead into gold.

All natural leaves too much to the imagination.

Bee smart. Eat your honey. ;9

So, you admit you are bee-ten!

Who tastes honey with a fork?

It’s just bee barf.

Well, they have had lots of practice. Millennia, even…

I was watching America’s Test Kitchen yesterday and they said it was hard to tell the difference between natural and imitation vanilla extract…Who’d have Thunk??

There’s a trick to it, Wiz.

honey is just bee’s vomit.but it’s better to not think about that

I think the Wizard just made caramel. MMmmmmm.

Honey never spoiled…ever!

You know it’s bad when you have to “chew” it. Who chews honey? It’s a liquid, is it not?

Eating honey with a fork? That’s gotta be some thick honey!

We eat too many fake tastes by chemicals already.

Who eats honey with a fork?

Wiz “It’s Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature!” She has killer bees.

Fake honey is a problem. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/may/01/us-beekeepers-sue-over-imports-of-asian-fake-honey

The Wiz just wasn’t vomiting it out properly.

… and honey never goes bad, no matter how long you have had it!

Proving that some things are beyond the power of magic.