Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2022

No Sire, you are not ugly.

If Dr. Frankenstein took a look at you, he would be retching out his entire stomach.

Mirror mirror on the wall, you’ll break into pieces if you should fall.

“Sire. Ugly is such a commoner’s word. I like something with a little panache like hideous. It has bon vivant, frolic to it, don’t you think?”

Well then what does a mirror that looks like Rodney Dangerfield know about giving respect? He gets no respect.

The mirror seemed concerned that his answer might reflect badly (back) on him?

That’s the thing about mirrors, nowhere to run…….

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who’s the ugliest Fink of em all.

Of course you are wrong, Sire. There is one King who is uglier than you.

Saved by being blinded by the sun?

‘King’, I don’t know… but ugliest Fink, for sure!

You know, I can fix the problem with sun in your eyes…I have a open spot downstairs!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…..who is drunk

“Bless your heart.” You ain’t ugly.

3rd panel looks like a Don Martin drawing….no I’m not MAD!

LOOOOL!

Wrong answer!

I’m the King! Don’t you dare tell me I’m wrong, even if I tell you to tell me I’m wrong!

Seems to be set a little high. Surprised he didn’t say: Who is there? I don’t see anyone!

The mirror knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Choose the words, carefully. His Majesty will not hesitate to connect hard, high-velocity object with fragile mirror surface.

Magic Mirrors are required to flatter the viewer. No matter what the reflection accurately portrays.

Abhorrent would cover the physical and personality attributes.

To say it left the mirror shattered to have told a lie, would be stretching the truth… :D

Well I’m not sure how the Fink compares to the Plantagenets, but the Hapsburgs were a pretty horse-faced bunch. Not that you’d say that to their ugly faces, not twice anyway.

Wine is not sour, it is dry, Females are not ugly, they are plain.