Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 12, 2022

I guess that’s why he doesn’t care about all the wildlife that probably sees him when he moves between shrubs.

She’s not bluffing, Lord!

Couldn’t he use a spell of invisibility?

I feel like LSH may need to start seeing a unicorn therapist.

you could hide in a trash can, a mail box, a phone booth, public bathroom , a tree, a laundry pile , lots of places depending on how much or how little attestation you want . some things I listed just to put you some place people never go.

Are we going to see Lord Splendid Humility in the flesh soon?

I suspect that LSH isn’t actually hiding in a bush at all!

Careful, LSH. That’s the strips title character you’re talking about there.

In de-tail?

That special kind of Umitility used by Unicorns…

I’m nearly certain I’ve used this quote to describe LSH before, but Weird Al Yankovic’s “Amish Paradise” catches his essence: “Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure in heart? / Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!”

Bringing in the big guns…

Darn! I’d really like to see him!

I’ll describe you alright… to DEATH.

Just don’t say “it” around him!

Whoa.

Surely he just needs to turn his Shield of Boringness to the max.

Gosh, I’ve been reading this comic since the beginning and I don’t remember ever seeing him. Was it “off-camera”?

That’s not humble. That’s showboating his humbleness to a ridiculous level.

Has phoebe really seen Lord Splendid Humility?

That was certainly NOT a humble statement!

For Shame, LSH.

Phoebe unimportant?

“Describe you”? The horror!

Made me chuckle.