I’ve never completely understood this “mansplaining” thing, to be honest. In my family, it’s always been more like “momsplaining”. Or “mysistersplaining”. Both of them will give me a lecture about how something works before they’ll tell me why they’re explaining the bleeding obvious. And half the time, it doesn’t even make sense!
For instance, yesterday my mother explained how the toaster works, then asked me to make her a cup of tea. Whenever she does something like that, I just assume she’s changed her mind about wanting toast during the time it took her to explain how the toaster works.
Ok this is clever and here is why: The professor has a male digital assistant, which is unlike female digital assistants such as Siri and Alexa. And because it is a male, it tends to overdo it when giving explanations or answering a question. It’s particularly annoying to Pam, because she is a female. And, females don’t…blah, blah, blah…
I wonder what would happen to Chad if, instead, Pam were to compliment it – “thank you, Chad, I didn’t know that, Chad, way to go, Chad.” Would it have an overload and explode?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pam will use Jupiter’s gravity to assist Chad out of the solar system.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Pam will use her own fist to enable Chad to meet oblivion!
Algolei I almost 3 years ago
I’ve never completely understood this “mansplaining” thing, to be honest. In my family, it’s always been more like “momsplaining”. Or “mysistersplaining”. Both of them will give me a lecture about how something works before they’ll tell me why they’re explaining the bleeding obvious. And half the time, it doesn’t even make sense!
For instance, yesterday my mother explained how the toaster works, then asked me to make her a cup of tea. Whenever she does something like that, I just assume she’s changed her mind about wanting toast during the time it took her to explain how the toaster works.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pretty good – I did laugh – but yesterday’s “I don’ need no steenkin’ directions” was better.
cdward almost 3 years ago
I suspect pretty soon she’s going leave Chad hanging … out in space.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
I like Chad’s “fashion sense”. Tim has subtly depicted ‘him’ with striped bottoms and a checkered top.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Chad or Choad?
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
I know it’s a gag but in general, modern entertainment depicts men in the worst possible way.
ksu71 almost 3 years ago
If you explain to someone what mainsplaing is are you mainsplaing?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ok this is clever and here is why: The professor has a male digital assistant, which is unlike female digital assistants such as Siri and Alexa. And because it is a male, it tends to overdo it when giving explanations or answering a question. It’s particularly annoying to Pam, because she is a female. And, females don’t…blah, blah, blah…
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“All those millions of pieces of metal and plastic trailing out behind the station, is it chaff?”
“No, Chadff…”
Carol from CT almost 3 years ago
Looks like some Pam-splaining is in order….
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If this continues, there may be some Pam-demonium.
Csaw Backnforth almost 3 years ago
I wonder what would happen to Chad if, instead, Pam were to compliment it – “thank you, Chad, I didn’t know that, Chad, way to go, Chad.” Would it have an overload and explode?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
Never assume everyone already knows what is important and needs to be known.
(He said, assuming some don’t know or realize how important knowing is.)
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Mansplain is the male version of female nagging done in a less annoying manner.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
Would you say Clippy was a mansplainer?
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
LOL, as the old Candid Camera theme used to say, “It’s fun to laugh at yourself.”
Bryan Smith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I got a feeling Pam is about to get punchy… My son is 9 and is already turning into quite the “boysplainer” as I like to call it.