Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 27, 2022

No, but you’re head is getting huge.

Not a lot of teenage Cathys in 2022.

P2: “Too sexy for my shirt”

Once again, the art really gives no sense (at least to me) that this guy is more built than the others.

P1 Have you ever seen locker room floors as shiny as you find at Milford HS, where second in the Valley might be possible, but gleaming floors are the standard of excellence

P3 Cathy’s stellar game is derailed when she drops the ball and refuses to touch it again after she realizes it’s covered with ants

P3 In all reality , Milford girls flashing and throwing down g**g signs at the crowd !

P2.5 “No, but your mustache makes your nose look massive!”

P1- Tell me the truth. Are the loofahs new or leftover from football season?

P2- Do these shorts make me look fat?

P3- Cathy’s breakout performance makes Coach Drool’s wife spitting mad.

Actually, Gordon, the ruffles make you look like a French maid.

P 2.5: “… yeah…. So make sure you do a tat slap….”

Valley Tech scores with some high quality signage at courtside.

The truth, Gordon, is that the uniform makes you look bow legged.

I bet he fouls out in the first half.

P-1: Probably easier to say than Lie to me.

P-2: No

P-3: We really don’t care about her acne.

What the hey! Everyone in the locker room has a jersey with short sleeves and the class clown equipment manager gives Gordon a sleeveless shirt with tiny Angel wings! Sadly, Gordon doesn’t know enough to be insulted. Oh, those teenage rascals.

P-3: I think I know what year it is. “Everybody’s doing that Hand Jive”.

Pranit drops down the depth chart. He may never leave the bench to affect a game again.

What’s that white stuff on Gordon’s massive shoulders? Did he rip off the sleeves?

P 2.5: “…yes, but not as massive as our lockers…”

This strip needs some players named Nelda, Olga, Harriet, Linda, Barbara, Matilda, Ursula, Gretchen, Agatha, Lucy and Lulu.

P2- STFU…..Can’t you see it’s time to tie our shoes?

Does this jock make my package look massive?

P3: The player on the left looks like the Craw.

Point guard Cathy tries to call play 8, as her teammate ricochets the ball off her face!

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