Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 05, 2022

Da Da. One person’s nonsense is another’s sense. Aw Ye’.

This is what we’ve been training for!

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Ha! I have been one of those from my earliest days, and proud of it.

Oh, yeah!! This is my life’s work, or maybe it’s my work’s life.

…he’s silly…

…I like him…

…Hey! I’m right here!..

…just toured the bath mat factory…

…that’s all…

…my tattoo either spells F.A. …

…or FROGLANDIA…

…depending on my mood…

…OK, Popeye…

…whatever you say…

…want to see my navy?…

…it’s up my little sleevey…

…wait…

It only seems like nonsense until you have been properly indoctrinated.

Indoctrination is mandatory.

Please come along quietly.

Holy Cow he’s got the green lite. A swinging butterfly w/the bags loaded. He’s whipping and waving and the heat is really on for the Rookie. Here’s the pitch and….. Wait his Mom’s Calling for him and seems lunch is ready…

A little nonsense now and then / Is cherished by the wisest men.

Heh heh. Got ya smothered! Uh, buggered. COVERED! Got you covered.

Keeping an eye on that lizard, he inspects the butterfly, knowing full well he’ll feed it to that lizard on his shoulder….

Then he’ll skip off to see Lala, his trained LadyBug, in the big Oak Forest…

96.4% of the Frog Applause Kommentators Klub are Phlyarologists. Years of study. reading, and interpreting the Lameness of Teresa have made them experts in the field.

Lame old me Gaggled phlyarologist and eventually stumbled upon a mention of the sound of flying kiwis which led me to … THIS: https://youtu.be/sdUUx5FdySs

Why be normal?

I wrote a note to myself about looking up “phlyarologist,” but then I did a phyle-and-phorget with it.

It was never what you thought, but it was always what you think.

Bingo!

She’s trolling us. We, her merry band of cult-like followers, saved Her from the clutches from the Evil Queen of Comic Cancellation and now She’s trolling us.

What errant nonsense! I shan’t waste my days tracking the most trivial babblings of bemused chaps, nor ensorcelled authors….

What do you think I am? A phlyarologist? Sirrah!

I do read Frog Applause daily, however. Hmm….

…Phil Yar must be a very popular fellow…

…cuz something about him gives me butterflies…

…but butterflies are free…

…and I’d rather see one than be one…

…this just in…

… the Phil Yar fan club will meet at the Froglandia Bath Mat’s north cafeteria today at 10:30 am…

if one can not (fill in the blank), then fill in 2nd blank

Don’t dream it, be it!

A Barbie Doll and butterfly,

Who would get a close up view of no clothes Barb..

Why?

Stop making sense.

Oh, twaddle! Another day of nonsense!

Buried deep in Aesop’s memoirs is a misinterpreted moral that can sometimes be construed to be translated as follows:

If you can’t find a new FA … BE ONE WITH THE LAME …!

When I was growing up from little guy, a neighbor old man invited me to look at all the clocks in his house including his basement. He had a wide assortment of them…

How’s your nose on butterflno vino?

It is nonsensical to try to come up with fresh witticisms and bon mots about this on Day 3….

Got that covered. I don’t remember a time in my life when I wasn’t an expert phlyarologist!

Be the phlyarologist you want to see in the world.