Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 21, 2022

I’d say he didn’t enjoy the go.

Potty humor AND potty philosophy. TWO strikes!

Is that the Pope under the tree?

One of us? But that’s not a bear hand.

Found him/herself in a rather shitty situation.

A real loo loo of a cartoon today.

And then the Papa Bear said, “Someone has been using my Charmin! Serves him right!”

I did hear that if a tree falls on you, you lose control of your bowels

At least the Charmin wasn’t ‘squeezed’.

Is that a charmin ultra the bears gave him?

I’m guess it’s Mr. Whipple under that tree. That was the day the bears had to take over as spokespersons for Charmin.

Multiple metaphor mash-up.

Did he even have a chance to go before he was gone?

Just like cause of an avalanche, sounds happen by moving air molecules. There is no need for someone to hear it.