After several decades of marriage, I’ve developed “husband’s ear”. I know when the pitch or volume of the audio stream changes so that my input is required:
Applying the liquid that makes the invisible writing re-appear:Panel 1: “I think I’m too old for sex and I’m calling it quits.”Panel 2: “It’s just too much work.”
I went to a wedding once and the officiant told the groom to memorize and use a simple 5 word phrase as it would end most arguments and save him when he zoned. The phrase was “You may be right, dear.”
I do this with my husband all the time – in reverse. Pre-pandemic example – he will ask “Should we go to Home Depot, Lowes, CompUSA or Walmart to walk around?” Me – “which ever”. Him – “Which Wendys should we go to for lunch/dinner?” Me – same response as before. Him – “Do you want to go away this weekend or next?” Me “whichever”
Basically I don’t want to go and walk around in any of the stores – I want to stay home and do housework/work work. I don’t like eating out – I would rather cook. I don’t like to go away…
Ahuehuete almost 3 years ago
Girls Talk Too Much – Peter Pan
oompa almost 3 years ago
…and then you find out what you just agreed to.
SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So Arlo, just what were you thinking about that held your attention there?
Tyge almost 3 years ago
Is that what that look is called???
alasko almost 3 years ago
Moving to Arizona!
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
You just agreed to paint the whole house, inside and out.
baddawg1989 almost 3 years ago
Janis’ dialogue balloons need to have the Peanuts adults speaking in the trombone sound effect. “Wah-wah-wah…”
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sometimes you really need to meditate, and you miss a few details of your current conversation.
fredd13 almost 3 years ago
Easiest is just to apologise as profusely as seems appropriate, and admit that you zoned out, in my experience.
Shinrinder Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Or, “You’re absolutely right! I am wrong.”
Ruth Brown almost 3 years ago
Didn’t work. It won’t if you give the deer-in-the-headlights look.
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
And she wanted to know if the pants she bought him fit.
John Smith almost 3 years ago
Marital white noise.
colddonkey almost 3 years ago
That s me when my wife forgets she is talking to hearing impaired me.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Hearing impairment is a different route to the same predicament.
brucer31245 almost 3 years ago
What will Arlo do when Janis says, “You didn’t hear a word I said, did you?”
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I hope you didn’t agree to wear a puffy shirt. You won’t be able to justify your pirate look saying she is a low-talker. :D
jarvisloop almost 3 years ago
Excellent strip – one of the best ever.
jimmeh almost 3 years ago
Men keep things from their mind in boxes…and they have one box with absolutely nothing in it.
Clotty Peristalt almost 3 years ago
After several decades of marriage, I’ve developed “husband’s ear”. I know when the pitch or volume of the audio stream changes so that my input is required:
“Well, that depends. Let me think about it…”
ScullyUFO almost 3 years ago
Applying the liquid that makes the invisible writing re-appear:Panel 1: “I think I’m too old for sex and I’m calling it quits.”Panel 2: “It’s just too much work.”
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Nice try, but batted down in the end-zone…
Kawasaki Cat almost 3 years ago
Probably thinking about a girlfriend he knew 50 years ago.
royq27 almost 3 years ago
So, I have a bad shoulder from throwing too many Hail Mary’s.
ajr58(1) almost 3 years ago
Often when I read a particularly funny or relevant strip, I show it to my wife. This meets both criteria, but I don’t think I will share this time.
Cincoflex almost 3 years ago
Oh she so KNOWS he wasn’t listening! :)
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Later, when he asks, she’ll say “we discussed this and you agreed, remember?”
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
That’s not a Hail Mary. That’s the main play in a man’s arsenal. Smartest one too….
belcherman almost 3 years ago
Most husbands have a cup for attention, while most wives have a firehose for sharing. Arlo’s cup runneth over.
locake almost 3 years ago
No clue what this one is about. What does Hail Mary have to do with anything?
locake almost 3 years ago
I am female. My husband and I are nothing like Arlo and Janis. Maybe that is why I don’t get this comic half the time.
Dr. Whom almost 3 years ago
HIS. Husband Inattention Syndrome. No known remedy…
assrdood almost 3 years ago
GREAT STRIP TODAY!
Andrew Bosch Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The first two panels are meme material.
KEA almost 3 years ago
been there, done that, didn’t work
R. A. Schwartz almost 3 years ago
I went to a wedding once and the officiant told the groom to memorize and use a simple 5 word phrase as it would end most arguments and save him when he zoned. The phrase was “You may be right, dear.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
I swear Arlo is smart!!!
MCProfessor almost 3 years ago
I always use the generic, “whatever you say Hon”.
coffeemom88 almost 3 years ago
“You look so beautiful today!” . . .that would’ve worked a treat, Arlo
Barbara Rivera almost 3 years ago
This happened to my husband and me three times today!
locake almost 3 years ago
I would never talk to someone who wasn’t listening. What a waste of time.
mafastore almost 3 years ago
I do this with my husband all the time – in reverse. Pre-pandemic example – he will ask “Should we go to Home Depot, Lowes, CompUSA or Walmart to walk around?” Me – “which ever”. Him – “Which Wendys should we go to for lunch/dinner?” Me – same response as before. Him – “Do you want to go away this weekend or next?” Me “whichever”
Basically I don’t want to go and walk around in any of the stores – I want to stay home and do housework/work work. I don’t like eating out – I would rather cook. I don’t like to go away…