Berrill had storylines where it was a real issue. Including a father who didn’t mind the kid getting blitzed because, “I’m glad it’s only beer, he could have been smoking weed.” Yeah, there are parents like that. And while it may seem quaint now that was cutting edge at the time.
Tally Ho will never make it into the Air Force Academy now. Not because she was at a party where 2 cans of hard seltzer were consumed, but because she exploded her eyeball at the shame of it all.
Sure, this doesn’t sound too egregious, but this is the way it starts. Cressa drinks one-third of a can of hard seltzer this week, and by the end of basketball season she’s up in the broadcast booth looking for where Marty Moon stores his cases of Wild Turkey.
You know this is a MAJOR SCANDAL when Hollis develops a case of EES while talking about it. Are we going to see suspensions on both teams? Hollis losing her Academy admission? Stay tuned. And speaking of tuned, I hope you are tuned in to Mopped Up Thorp.
bitsy twill almost 3 years ago
I’m shocked, shocked, to find out that drinking was going on in there!
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P3 “I’ve got EES for you Cathy!”
jroggs almost 3 years ago
Oh no! 18 year olds drank 1/3 of a can of hard seltzer?! They’re surely lifelong alcoholics now!
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
Berrill had storylines where it was a real issue. Including a father who didn’t mind the kid getting blitzed because, “I’m glad it’s only beer, he could have been smoking weed.” Yeah, there are parents like that. And while it may seem quaint now that was cutting edge at the time.
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
Know that the Milford Honor Code requires me to turn everyone in who was drinking at the party , in all reality . Oh no don’t be a snitch !
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
What a bunch of Hoo-ligans
thejudge almost 3 years ago
Mountain Dew buzz > Hard Seltzer buzz.
dadjo almost 3 years ago
P 3.5: Well, there goes my Air Force Academy appointment. Looks like University of Illinois!
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
One of my favorite movie lines. “Shocking. Positively shocking.” J.B.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Tally Ho will never make it into the Air Force Academy now. Not because she was at a party where 2 cans of hard seltzer were consumed, but because she exploded her eyeball at the shame of it all.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sure, this doesn’t sound too egregious, but this is the way it starts. Cressa drinks one-third of a can of hard seltzer this week, and by the end of basketball season she’s up in the broadcast booth looking for where Marty Moon stores his cases of Wild Turkey.
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
I could use some hard (Alka) Seltzer if I’m going to keep following this storyline.
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
Why is she asking Cathy when Cressa just told her?
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 4: “…and no one even offered us any…”=
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
How did this kid get appointed to the USAF academy again? She seems pretty oblivious to her surroundings, no matter where she is.
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 2.5: " ….mixed with some vodka, of course…"
artegal almost 3 years ago
“And we didn’t get any?!” That’s not fair!
BrandonMayhew almost 3 years ago
Drinking and betting…nice segue into Super Bowl Weekend
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Watch out Hoo. Mountain Dew product placement may hurt sales.
jslabotnik almost 3 years ago
Go with the Clinton defense and say you didn’t like it and didn’t swallow
twainreader almost 3 years ago
1: um, uh, Tiffany invited “two” team mates. You invited the team and so on and so on.
2: So your PO’d about not getting enough Seltzer you didn’t even like?
3: Don’t worry, I’ll keep it a secret if…
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
Did they all wear goggles to The Bucket?
twainreader almost 3 years ago
I believe today’s shocking revelations lead to only one obvious question. Uh, regarding your frisky knee: Do you have a hollow leg?
twainreader almost 3 years ago
Quick get everybody in the gym! It’s time for an “Exercisem” with Jack Lalane
Mopman almost 3 years ago
You know this is a MAJOR SCANDAL when Hollis develops a case of EES while talking about it. Are we going to see suspensions on both teams? Hollis losing her Academy admission? Stay tuned. And speaking of tuned, I hope you are tuned in to Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
flashdrive1988 almost 3 years ago
Drinking and Betting! How sinnful! I am so shocked!
(Hmmm … I wonder what odds that kid is giving on the Superbowl?)