Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 11, 2022

I’m shocked, shocked, to find out that drinking was going on in there!

P3 “I’ve got EES for you Cathy!”

Oh no! 18 year olds drank 1/3 of a can of hard seltzer?! They’re surely lifelong alcoholics now!

Berrill had storylines where it was a real issue. Including a father who didn’t mind the kid getting blitzed because, “I’m glad it’s only beer, he could have been smoking weed.” Yeah, there are parents like that. And while it may seem quaint now that was cutting edge at the time.

Know that the Milford Honor Code requires me to turn everyone in who was drinking at the party , in all reality . Oh no don’t be a snitch !

What a bunch of Hoo-ligans

Mountain Dew buzz > Hard Seltzer buzz.

P 3.5: Well, there goes my Air Force Academy appointment. Looks like University of Illinois!

One of my favorite movie lines. “Shocking. Positively shocking.” J.B.

Tally Ho will never make it into the Air Force Academy now. Not because she was at a party where 2 cans of hard seltzer were consumed, but because she exploded her eyeball at the shame of it all.

Sure, this doesn’t sound too egregious, but this is the way it starts. Cressa drinks one-third of a can of hard seltzer this week, and by the end of basketball season she’s up in the broadcast booth looking for where Marty Moon stores his cases of Wild Turkey.

I could use some hard (Alka) Seltzer if I’m going to keep following this storyline.

Why is she asking Cathy when Cressa just told her?

P 4: “…and no one even offered us any…”=

How did this kid get appointed to the USAF academy again? She seems pretty oblivious to her surroundings, no matter where she is.

P 2.5: " ….mixed with some vodka, of course…"

“And we didn’t get any?!” That’s not fair!

Drinking and betting…nice segue into Super Bowl Weekend

Watch out Hoo. Mountain Dew product placement may hurt sales.

Go with the Clinton defense and say you didn’t like it and didn’t swallow

1: um, uh, Tiffany invited “two” team mates. You invited the team and so on and so on.

2: So your PO’d about not getting enough Seltzer you didn’t even like?

3: Don’t worry, I’ll keep it a secret if…

Did they all wear goggles to The Bucket?

I believe today’s shocking revelations lead to only one obvious question. Uh, regarding your frisky knee: Do you have a hollow leg?

Quick get everybody in the gym! It’s time for an “Exercisem” with Jack Lalane

You know this is a MAJOR SCANDAL when Hollis develops a case of EES while talking about it. Are we going to see suspensions on both teams? Hollis losing her Academy admission? Stay tuned. And speaking of tuned, I hope you are tuned in to Mopped Up Thorp.

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Drinking and Betting! How sinnful! I am so shocked!

(Hmmm … I wonder what odds that kid is giving on the Superbowl?)