P2: Is the redhead taking both remaining seltzers? Redheads get all the action. P3: Cressa is graceless now not just by inviting people to Tiffani’s party without clearing it with Tiffani — but now criticizing her hostess. Hey Pranit, what’s your over/under on when Cressa gets taken down. Let’s see how our Air Force squadron leader handles it.
P3.5 Cressa thought bubble: “Should I jam this pen in her ear, into one of her eyes or up her nose? This b***h is way to curious about my business, if she think’s can can horn in on my one-third can of hard seltzer action, she’s got another thing coming!”
Tiffani with an I is attractive and too old looking to be attending MHS. Maybe Valley Community JC. While the cretins are hooing it up, the TCFS kids are sipping Blatt’s in the garage. Top shelf top shelf!
Of course Tiffani needs help with math. Everybody at Milford High needs help with math, a fact that is going to lead to their making excessively risky bets and being unable to figure out how much money they need to cover their bets. When Pranit gets busted, his defense will be the school’s lousy math department.
Hey everyone where’s Pandandy ? In all reality , this is the biggest gambling weekend of the year coming up, he’s working on his props , parlays , over understand ,this is serious business for him.
The guy over Tiffani’s left shoulder is living the dream, cold garage, 3 babes without jackets , each with a third of a can of hard seltzer. It’s cold out here girls, what could we do to stay warm?
So the six “cool kids” all headed to the garage to get trashed. But our illustrious host was only able to sneak 2 alcoholic drinks from her parents’ stash. It probably got ugly real fast out there.
I can’t wait to see how the underage drinking, bum knee, and underage gambling all tie together at the end. Bah ha ha, as if we’ll actually get some coherent, tight ending to this saga.
And speaking of endings, what better way to end your Thursday than by reading today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp?
bitsy twill almost 3 years ago
So the cool kids are in the garage drinking hard seltzers while the kids in the house are drinking what, a few cans of warm Hoo?
ehenwood almost 3 years ago
The teens are (kinda sorta barely) drinking and this strip hasn’t punished them for it??
Charks almost 3 years ago
P2: Is the redhead taking both remaining seltzers? Redheads get all the action. P3: Cressa is graceless now not just by inviting people to Tiffani’s party without clearing it with Tiffani — but now criticizing her hostess. Hey Pranit, what’s your over/under on when Cressa gets taken down. Let’s see how our Air Force squadron leader handles it.
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
The two out of ten rating says it all for today’s strip
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P3.5 Cressa thought bubble: “Should I jam this pen in her ear, into one of her eyes or up her nose? This b***h is way to curious about my business, if she think’s can can horn in on my one-third can of hard seltzer action, she’s got another thing coming!”
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
Tiffani with an I is attractive and too old looking to be attending MHS. Maybe Valley Community JC. While the cretins are hooing it up, the TCFS kids are sipping Blatt’s in the garage. Top shelf top shelf!
BikeMike almost 3 years ago
What’s Cressa taking for that “frisky knee”? Drugs and alcohol don’t mix.
artegal almost 3 years ago
Now we have a budding drinking problem on top of the brewing gambling problem. I sense an AA and GA story arc coming.
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
Cressa, the invitation clearly said BYOB.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Of course Tiffani needs help with math. Everybody at Milford High needs help with math, a fact that is going to lead to their making excessively risky bets and being unable to figure out how much money they need to cover their bets. When Pranit gets busted, his defense will be the school’s lousy math department.
dadjo almost 3 years ago
Even the kid with the Alfalfa wannabe haircut in P1 is over Talley Ho and her BS, as he gives her the thumb and tells her to hit the bricks.
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
Haha….Rubin considers six kids splitting two cans of weak s*** like hard seltzer drinking.
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
P2: Hard seltzers in can are best served neither shaken or stirred.
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
Hey everyone where’s Pandandy ? In all reality , this is the biggest gambling weekend of the year coming up, he’s working on his props , parlays , over understand ,this is serious business for him.
jslabotnik almost 3 years ago
The guy over Tiffani’s left shoulder is living the dream, cold garage, 3 babes without jackets , each with a third of a can of hard seltzer. It’s cold out here girls, what could we do to stay warm?
twainreader almost 3 years ago
P-1: Mass media violation: Young lady, never look at the camera!
P-2: Did you say two cans of seltzer and something about help with a bath?
P-3: So if Tiffini is someone who doesn’t count, why’d you go to her party. What’s the matter? Not enough fizz in that bath?
twainreader almost 3 years ago
P-3: Theme song: “I’m looking for a Breast shadow, Breast shadow, Breast shadow.”
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 3.5: “…is that ok with you…mom?…”
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Nice Cans!!
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 3 years ago
Angry at being denied her fair share of hard seltzer due to Tiffani’s math deficits, Cressa uses her chemistry smarts to cook meth!
metals24 almost 3 years ago
P2- Cameo by Lynn Gilmartin from the World Poker Tour.
Mopman almost 3 years ago
So the six “cool kids” all headed to the garage to get trashed. But our illustrious host was only able to sneak 2 alcoholic drinks from her parents’ stash. It probably got ugly real fast out there.
I can’t wait to see how the underage drinking, bum knee, and underage gambling all tie together at the end. Bah ha ha, as if we’ll actually get some coherent, tight ending to this saga.
And speaking of endings, what better way to end your Thursday than by reading today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp?
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