Herman by Jim Unger for January 31, 2022

Lose your temper one more time and she’s liable to do you serious damage.

And know some good places to hide.

“Eloping” is when you run off and get married. What’s it called when you just run off?

and take the brick out of her purse first.

On one hand, not funny. On the other, thanks for pointing towards general cultural inequal thinking about abuse.

Or, quit watching the evening news.

Not to mention, she three times his size….so man up!

She’s the one with the temper…

Purse vs fist. I’ll take odds on that

It looks like more than his marriage is at stake, his personal well being is also on very shaky ground.

She’s such a delicate flower.

I guess this marriage isn’t gonna work then. Bye.

Yep. It’s always his fault, she never takes any responsibility when it’s a joint effort (or lack of one). Having been the guy on more than one occasion, thank you very much for this.

Naturally he didn’t tell her that, he saw what happened the husband.

Imagining the differences in comments if the wife was the one with the injuries. Why is this considered humorous at all?

What makes you think that I want it to work?……

Are you kidding me…you see who has the scars?

Well you should see Polythene Pam, she’s so good looking that she looks like a man…(the wife)

Funny comic, but the truth is that there are many battered men in marriages. They can’t hit back and they can’t complain to anyone because their masculinity would be questioned. I knew a man whose wife hit him with a 2 × 4. He hit her back. Guess who went to jail.