Herman by Jim Unger for February 04, 2022

We’re too different, Maxine.

Never stand in the way of someone three time your size.

Smart man!

But he can stand in her shadow. He does it right, he’s good for the day.

Does this mean he is breaking up with her?

It’s that zebra striped tie

Ain’t nobody gonna stand in Maxine’s way!

He means it ‘to the Max’.

A very wise position to take…

If she doesn’t play for the Bears I’m sure they would give her a tryout.

Big of him!

I wouldn’t stand in her way for anything; especially the line at the buffet!

Why, she’ll flatten him out in a nano second….

Won’t … and shouldn’t.

An entire NFL Defensive Team couldn’t stand in her way…….

He doesn’t want to be a stain on the floor…

Couldn’t even if he wanted to.. which by all accounts he doesn’t

SMART man!!

Or is it the voice of experience?

He hasn’t kept up on his insurance premiums.

He’d be a fool to try.

Nor could you.

God she makes the Fridge look like a mini fridge.

Smart man.

He sure couldn’t-stand in her way!

You can say that again!