Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 01, 2022

I don’t know .. their arms are crossed. I think they’re unreceptive.

Not a fan of salty jokes or salty pretzels.

No need to get all bent out of shape about it.

Yes, these people are really twisted.

he’s using pretzel logic…

His jokes are knot up to their standards.

“These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

He’s gonna spice up his material.

Maybe he should dip himself in mustard. Lol!

Don’t butter him up any; he just can’t cut the mustard (I’m so ashamed of myself for that!)

well, they are writhing

It makes them thirsty for more. Beverages. You thought it was about you.

Is this a snack bar?

He has the audience in knots.

Is that Mister Salty on the stage?

They want “adult” humor. They’re not salt-teens.

he thought the audience’d prefer something more soft core…

It appears most of them have drinks, so, right about now, I bet they’re pretty “baked.”

“Zhere were Drei peanuts walking down the Strasse. One was a-salted. Peanut.”

They favor twisted humor.

Oh yes I do!