Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 17, 2022

The best laid plans of mice and college presidents…

I wonder if Mark and/or Rick will pick up Roland’s gauntlet.

Spoiler alert: Chelsea did not end up going to Walden College.

Wonder if there’s an intern wearing a blue dress under the podium?

Publicity is publicity.

It was ‘’Chelsea Clinton’’, unfortunately, this girl is from Worcester, Mass. Oh well.

considering how chelsea turned out, I’d say the answer to the president’s question is ‘yes’

“We’re not sure she’s yours Bill. She has none of the charm, none of the intelligence, and all of the vindictiveness”.

They say any press is good press. But it isn’t really, is it?

The Sarah Palin doll is suing the real Sarah Palin for defamation of character.

Isn’t Mark a graduate of Walden? He must be embarrassed right now.

Now if Chelsea would pick a beauty, I could see the problem.

She may not be an idiot, but she might be a stoner…

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

― Lord Henry Wotton

Stanford was Chelsea’s back-up plan, I guess.

Reminds me of the old newspaper truism, “You can say anything about me that you want. Just spell my name correctly.”

It was fifty years ago today that we actually saw Phred for the first time, (the day before we only ‘heard’ his voice).

Looks like someone is having a Charlie Brown moment.