Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 27, 2022

Mark Parisi just rickrolled all of us…

Dive, dive!!

Hey, it could be elevator music.

Never gonna give you up.

I have earworms all the time, every day. It can be anything. They come and go as they please, and for the most part we have a harmonious relationship.

Worse than what they did to Chekov.

“Skyrockets in Flight”? Never heard of it. Just watched it on YouTube. Meh. Hardly seems earworm-worthy.

But I dread the next Skyrizi ad I see on TV. “Nothing is everything”.

Mercifully, I only know one of those tunes and not very well at that.

If only Captain Ahab would have tried this with Moby-Dick…

Would earwaxworms work?

Eh, me not knows any of those.

1-877-kars-4kids.

Yes, it IS a small world, after all…..

Huh?

Right now, the songs from that crazy movie “Pushpa”, “Srivalli” and “Ae Bidda” here in India. Seriously they are getting irritating! What say? @Gent

The killer earworm when I was a kid was “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” The song has the hooky little “la la la la la” part and it’s has no end. In infinite loop that began roughly 5 nanoseconds after the Big Bang and will outlive the Heat Death of the Universe.

You going fishin’? Wake me up before you go go.

Luckily for me, earworms don’t infect the truly intelligent folk of this THINKIN’ OF YOU’S WORKIN’ UP A APPETITE LOOKIN’ FORWARD TO A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT

I was in Costco yesterday and passed a cooler with a product called “Avocado Mash”. Guess what earworm I have now.

♪♫ Well I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner… ♫♪

What about Baby Shark?

I think I’ve had enough of Silly Love Songs.

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS… GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN…

“All I need is a mackerel, all I neeeeeeed is you!”

I don’t know any of those songs.

It’s either an earworm or my tinnitus, OK both.

If you fish with earworms, you’ll likely catch lobesters.

baby shark do do do do

“It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears, it’s a world of hopes and a world of fears….”

♫♪ Friday, Friday, gi’ in’ down on Friday ♫♪

Just don’t talk about Bruno, no, no, no.

We’ve been Rick-tuna-rolled!

The importance of being earnet.

But there’s a warm wind blowin’ the stars around

and I’d really like to see you tonight.