B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 09, 2022

Looks like the bird is stranded for a while.

He’s stringing him along.

Celery strands are the worse.

This is why celery is good for your diet, you use more calories just to eat the damn thing than is in it……

More fiber please.

Don’t be a stalker, dookie bird!

That’s enough to give anyone misophonia.

With celery, who needs chewing gum anymore?

That’s John, slow but determined.

Peanut butter ALWAYS helps. . .or cream cheese. . .

I concur. I’ve had my share of those dam celery strings get all stubborn with me. Lately, I’ve decided that celery is not worth it, even with the yummy cheese stuffing on it. If it’s not stir fried in something I’m not wasting time on it.

LOL! ….working out the strings is time consuming…

I feel that way about calamari.

Celery the world’s blandest chewing gum.

Chewing each bite of food several thousand times is the secret to their longevity,,,maybe……

that’s hysterical

I wonder if he has as many stomachs as a cow???

John knows that he’s being paid well. He wants to earn his celery.

As if this bird is a theist at all!!

Silly! You have to sauté it in Korbel brandy for a week.

I thought it was going to have something to do with the Chattanooga Choo Choo.

John is being rather chew-sy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmMa2Y7pzRo

That’s kind of how I felt, the first time I ever ate a piece of raw coconut.

Treecats sure like it.

i hate when one gets stuck between my teeth.

God shallt.