Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2022

Hat provided by the estate of Bing Crosby.

Obviously into navals.

Orange you glad she’s available?

That’s the new black?

Juicy

She better be careful as she might end up with a lemon.

I don’t know, he looks kind of seedy…

What does O.J. Cupid spoof?

She’s looking to be someone’s main squeeze.

peach of a joke

Did she squeeze Right or Left?

He’s peeling her with his eyes, I bet.

Avoid him. He looks like he juices.

Ironically, I once FOUND an orange that was shaped just like a lemon. Was going to try and grow it, but it didn’t have seeds.

He was once a superstar for Hertz rent-a-car.

Orange you the handsome one!

She has great a- PEEL!

Look out! That’s Orenthal James she’s looking at!!!

He seems like a well-rounded guy, but if he does not fit, then you must quit.

They had a torrid affair that was written up in all the pulps.

Is Donald Trump looking for his next wife??

I bet that isn’t even his hat. He actually wears a beanie with a propeller on top.

She could be your new squeeze!