Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2022

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    RobinHood  almost 3 years ago

    Hat provided by the estate of Bing Crosby.

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    Obviously into navals.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Orange you glad she’s available?

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    That’s the new black?

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    mikeyman  almost 3 years ago

    Juicy

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 3 years ago

    She better be careful as she might end up with a lemon.

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t know, he looks kind of seedy…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    What does O.J. Cupid spoof?

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    Znox11  almost 3 years ago

    She’s looking to be someone’s main squeeze.

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    peach of a joke

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 3 years ago

    Did she squeeze Right or Left?

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’s peeling her with his eyes, I bet.

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Avoid him. He looks like he juices.

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    Abrus80  almost 3 years ago

    Ironically, I once FOUND an orange that was shaped just like a lemon. Was going to try and grow it, but it didn’t have seeds.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    He was once a superstar for Hertz rent-a-car.

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    stamps  almost 3 years ago

    Orange you the handsome one!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    She has great a- PEEL!

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    waes-hael  almost 3 years ago

    Look out! That’s Orenthal James she’s looking at!!!

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    He seems like a well-rounded guy, but if he does not fit, then you must quit.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    They had a torrid affair that was written up in all the pulps.

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    Is Donald Trump looking for his next wife??

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    I bet that isn’t even his hat. He actually wears a beanie with a propeller on top.

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    Carol from CT  almost 3 years ago

    She could be your new squeeze!

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