Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 27, 2022

I peed on the paisley pillow sham. I did not—I repeat—I did NOT pee on the plaid pillow sham. Peeing on plaid is just uncouth.

I fish I knew. Isn’t it the lookdown’s job to spot the culprit, as the only member of this duo with eyes?

Like Mr. Limpet, he lost his glasses. There is not lookout on duty today.

I didn’t solve the WORDLE puzzle in six guesses. In a rage, I have decided to pee on the plaid pillow sham after all.

What’s the difference between a big pillow and a sham?

This term ‘pillow sham’ is a sham in itself. Is it what it is purported to be? To call a protective part of extra pillows a sham is a shame.

Doubtless my cat who has been puking on everything in sight.

Peter Peeper turned purple when he peeped the perp peeing on the plaid pillow sham.

…The (pillow) case of the plaid (pillow) sham…

…and something is fishy about this sham case…

…first, usually a sham opens in the back…

…but in this case it opens from the side…

…let us side bar…

… in this case the case is a sham …

…so the sham really is a sham in this case…

…usually I just mind my P’s & Q’s…

…but there is no time for the usual Q & A…

…because the culprit just peed on this case…

…I mean this sham…

This case of plaid pillow sham being peed on will not rest untill the culprit and case is laid too rest.

Why? Was there another one requiring treatment?

bead, cede, deed, feed, he’d, heed, knead, mead, knead, need, peed, read, reed, seed, teed, we’d, weed.

Bailiff bail me out, bail set at whack his pee pee and spank his bun.

Someone wanting to mark their territory, obviously.

Who wouldn’t?

This is not a question you can ask in company and expect a rapid answer.

This sounds fishy to me!!! It had to be that darn cat….always playing in the fishbowl! Once his paws hit the water….. Then he couldn’t make it to his litter box and he….well, you know! I hated that plaid sham anyways….good riddance ….

Peeing on Paisley is prohibited in Punjab and pissing on plaid is proscribed in Perth!

Who can pee a pillow

underneath the sea

sell a bunch of lies

and spread disease

The Pillow Man

The Pillow Man can

cause he takes a bunch of lies

and makes the world misunderstood

Eric Clapton has gone all cheesy.

Re: The Flog

Got it in 5 (She wins … again)

Haiku time:

When you gotta go

And you let loose on the sham

You have a problem …!

A great deal of our water comes from areas where fish live and excrete.

Substitute “ate” for “peed” and “homework” for “plaid pillow sham” and the answer is … The dog.

Sham-Wow! I feel some fish slapping coming on.

Ish Kabibble aka Fish Kapiddle.

I’m sure it’s a mere coincidence that plaid rhymes with Vlad. You didn’t hear it from me, but I heard he has Leaky Leg Syndrome.

Can’t or won’t put my finger on it, but there’s something fishy about this ’toon. But we Froglandians must feel compassion for the incontinent rather than berating and embarrassing them, right? The sham can be laundered, especially with Bath Mat Actionated Sudzy Stuff, the best detergent around (pick it up at the Bath Mat Factory store, natch)….

good question. was it.. you??