Garfield by Jim Davis for March 29, 2022

“Fine. I’ll just throw it in the oven with BBQ sauce.”

Bird smoothie coming up.

“generic comment”

Garfield’s secret sauce.

what’s a picture window?

Poor little fella. He so tasty.

Oh no

A cat’s gotta do, what a cat’s gotta eat.

Garfield’s KFC secret recipe.

He wants a squab smoothie.

GARF; OOH fresh meat, LUNCHTIME!!

What’s orange and brown and goes real fast? A robin in a blender.

Garfield works for KFC.

Looks like Garfield wants to make shredded tweet

Shredded tweet?

We had a bird that kept tapping on our window for days. It took us forever to get it to stop.

Yessir, there’s nothing like a freshly squeezed glass of bird juice first thing in the morning.

Spring Cleaning, Windex is wonderful

I knew something was not right when Garfield said, “Poor little fella” concerning the bird. First, Fat Cat doesn’t care for anyone but himself, and birds, well, birds are just for eating.

Nothing like a little Sparrow Pate to hit the spot.

A bird smoothie? Yuck! :P

rip bird

No Garfield. That’s overkill.

A hawk chased a pigeon into a window in our office building, then devoured him. A perfect spread-eagle imprint of the pigeon remained on the glass for days.

Kinda reminded me of the alien Paul in the film of the same name.

its easier to bring the bird to the blender than blender to the bird Garfield.

TASTY! :)

So dark Garfield….two slices of bread perhaps?

Better find it quickly before the bird comes to and flies away.

I was about to ask when did Garfield does care for others? as appetizers, of course.

That’s a bit of a sadistic thing to do

Since when did Garfield want to use a blender for a bird? Why not the oven, or the microwave, or a barbecue grill, or even a fryer?

Just put the bird in the microwave and warm him up so you can eat him for lunch.

Jon, what kind of picture do you have in your picture window?

“Put—the cendle—beck!” —Young Frankenstein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ktmN0wvHQs

Rawism Diet – eat it uncooked.

Sparrow smoothie?

next Nermal is going in the blender, Uh-Oh!

Birds hitting windows :(

https://abcbirds.org/glass-collisions/stop-birds-hitting-windows/

BAD KITTY!

Garfield blends my heart every morning

Garfield can be so mean to birds.

I hope Garfield is making the bird a health shake!