Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 13, 2022

You are pushing your luck Poncho!

Being drowned in a bathtub is an ugly way to go.

I think Poncho has some sort of crush on Carmen…

Dogs and cats can be very demanding.

I sit here at 3:07am reading this because the puppy started whining at 2:30am. 2 Knee replacements and a back surgery so I didn’t want to get out of bed especially not outside. Come on pain pill kick in so I can go back to sleep.

Training is important for both you and your pet.

Don’t tempt her, Poncho. Maybe she no longer wants a dog.

Poncho that’s using your head ;-)

Lock the door.

Just fill his waterbowl with nice sudsy bath water. Guaranteed to make him leave you alone.

This is why Carmen prefers cats

I have a cat who asks to come in the front door just to go out the back door, even though there is a hole in the fence specifically to accommodate him.

Who stands outside in a towel? I offer my dog a chance to go out before I shower. I have never had a problem like this. Her water bowl is never empty because I check it often. My first beagle used to lie against the shower door, making it hard for me to get out, but I think it was because she didn’t like the shower herself. She was extremely empathetic towards me.

Poncho should rethink that last remark.

Panel three. Good look for Carmen. And, she’s NOT wearing the orange sweater!!!!!!! :)

That is why Carmen chose to own cats in the first place.

There’s 5 adults in this house and guess who the dog comes to when he needs to go out, when I walk in my room and sit down?

Why don’t these morons have piddle pads? They can handle p**p too, and Poncho has at least half a brain. Cripes.