Herman by Jim Unger for February 19, 2022

Enjoy your cats then

And she is a teen. Since 1960.

“Charmed, I’m sure.”

Agree with her. Then walk away and give the flowers and chocolates to the first pretty girl, and the first homeless person, you see.

Looking for something for that telephone table in the hall?

Does she realize that what she sees in the mirror is an antique?

He’s not very impressed either.

Listen up, you dried prune, who do you think you’re talking to?

Does anyone know if someone has rebooted Herman? The comic strip ended in 1992 when “dating site” was non-existent…

They look like siblings.

Reply: oh, I see. You meant something to fit your looks and personality. Sorry. Wish you luck. Ta-ta

Shame that he put in the extra effort, for such a creature.

Run away

Her hair is awfully high.

If this were true, I would be dating a paleontologist.

Flowers and candy have been replaced with a Starbucks

Leave the flowers, take the chocolates

I think you are right I put down antiques too.

Back at you……

His must have said he was interested in ex-linemen for the Green Bay Packers.

You are either just ahead of him or right behind him age wise, hurry up before the candy melts!

I connected with someone on a dating site (OK, many someones). We set up a third date. Talked about it twice. That day I drove 85 miles to her town, then called. Her line was busy for some time. When I got through, she drove down to the highway and led me to her house, at which point she told me she had forgotten about our date.

I should have left right then, because things only got worse from there. There was no fourth date.

“Probably because I requested a red-hot beauty such as yourself.”

At least she didn’t indicate an interest in collecting fossils.

Well then; you’re in luck. These fake flowers belonged to my great aunt Agnes…

Herman is so old school!