B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 13, 2022

I guess he never heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Evel Kintortoise?

And … MOST turtles are still pretty boring. YOU are NOT most turtles.

And when we’re all bored, we can go to an action movie featuring turtles.

Well, I guess he must have been the perfect caliber for that shot !

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!. No, it’s Super-tortoise.

Turtles got cannons!

Gamera could fly. He could also breathe fire.

I’m still trying to figure out how he turned around in the barrel

You is actually a tortoise.

Trying to figure out how he turned around in the cannon.

Look in the sky. It’s not a bird, or a plane, or even a porpoise. It’s just little old me, Undertortoise.

I represent that remark!

At least he’s a blast to be with….

Landing head first is not usually recommended as a parachute landing technique. But then he probably got hit in the head when he was young and hasn’t gotten over it.

Well, there you go. Now we know what a “grown-up” Mutant Ninja Turtle does when he retires.

Seems like a lot of work just to get to the other side.. But now what.. gonna stay on the other side?

Who pulled the trigger?

YOU are definitely anything but boring……

Our technical military aid to the Ukraine…

Another artillery shell?

A special low-acceleration steam cannon was used for today’s strip. Do not try this at home.

The ant in the throwaway panel must have eaten chili.

Because of new laws, you can no longer commit tortoises to insane asylums

Must’ve been inspired by the new Jackass movie

LOVE the Thumbs up signal…..

You really shouldn’t print pictures like this….. I’m very afraid this one will give some real sick-heads bad ideas!

Doof for the onomatopoeia? Really?

I don’t know—flying from a cannon and parachuting down kinda appeals to the thrill-seeker in me …