Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 07, 2022

Over the years, I’ve developed a hard heart. I’ve been hurt so many times by women (mostly) that I’ve stopped trusting even the nice things others say.

You can be kind, and you can be nice, and you can still cause pain. Minimizing pain is nice, but it isn’t always kind.

…our town has had an influx of new businesses…

…restaurants, stores, pubs, exercise places…

…downtown had been revitalized…

…but, since watching, ‘Ozark’ I am now not sure that it isn’t just one big money laundrying scheme…

…is it the cartel?…

…will they try to explode the bath mat factory?…

…my modern dance outfit doesn’t know…

…my yoga pose won’t tell me…

…if I only turned to watch Reacher, instead…

…where at least my hometown isn’t just the cover for the mob…

…and now the price of Natty Daddy’s is going up…

…car 54 where are you?…

Oh look, it’s a comic about half the people on my Facebook friends list.

Teresa, could you please add a trigger warning to this comic?

You can try to please everybody, but somebody will be sure not to like it.

Anonymous, random, miscellaneous, cartoonerized philosophizing is the best.

Mark Knopfler got a rush of wisdom during Monday’s yoga session—specifically while the class performed the Smell Your Knee pose.

Maybe if you straighten that leg, you may feel the pain of others suffering from your wrath.

No matter what you say, it will offend someone. Sometimes intentionally.

BTW I think the genderqueer subject of today’s strip needs a diaper change.

Looking for the offense, but I’m too dense.

More and more I am offended by WOKE …! I think I shall consider ignoring the channels and try to enjoy the local flora, fauna, and lameness that has always been there for me … here come da sun ….

( at least until SB LVI )

Ellen’s Exercise for Egos show wasn’t as well-received as she expected.

We’ve been seeing a lot of that recently.

This has the color scheme of an old Pepto-Bismol ad. Coincidence?

https://addio.ecrater.com/p/15255905/pepto-bismol-40s-print-ad

Can opener.

That’s the guy that answers when you dial Magnolia 9934!

This is true in our cantankerous 21st century times, over-populated by the easily-offended (a.k.a. snowflakes). But are we expected to take this as Word from a guy with a headband around his loose locks and wearing what may be a black catsuit while balancing on one foot? Are we expected to presume that this pontificator is practicing Yoga or some such and is to be accorded the respect given a Sensei? I think not! I am offended!

So there, oh ye Lame!

One and at one w/the chicken cross Across the road saying free chicken. Yogurt mixed w/cottage cheese.