Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 22, 2022

She doesn’t look too happy at the prospect of immortality.

If you can’t have pizza, what’s the point of living?

I don’t believe the types of food we eat have much effect on longevity at not for reasonably well-nourished folks. Obesity and alcohol can shorten life, but for everyone else genes are 95% of it and luck (accidents, disease) most of the rest.

You and me both, Pam … LOL!

FAME! I’m gonna learn how to fly!

Eating celery consumes more calories than it provides… Effectively, you could commit suicide by only eating celery…

Drinking coffee will at least increase the minutes you’re awake in life.

Hey, girl, with a body like yours, and coffee, too, you’ve got it made.

I’m drinking coffee as I read this

not longer than Wally!

And then that SUV with the drunk at the wheel careens around the corner and messes up all your stats permanently.

Somehow, my wife has changed her name to Pam and gone to work on a space station!

Hot dogs, Hamburgers, pizza….is that by minutes? munch munch

Decaffeinated also works. Well, … it makes life seem longer .

Ah alas, it’s just a little more time, in the Bathroom.

Doomed to live forever.

And if you dip your hotdogs in your coffee?

(not me, I don’t touch the stuff, pure natural hotdogs for me, just wondering)

I’m with Pam….