Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 11, 2022

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    painedsmile  almost 3 years ago

    feghoot: A storyline ending in a pun. I suspect that Teresa made up feghooter.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
    “You’re under arrest,” said the policeman.

    “But why?” he asked.

    The policeman replied, “For transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.”

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    There are two answers to the lady’s question:

    First, she is drawn too well to appear in “Pearls Before Swine”.

    Second, looks have got nothing to do with whether one is, or one is not, a Feghooter.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Through Time And Spctce With Ferdinand Feghoot: LXIV

    In 2856, the Members of the newly formed Time-Travellers Club sent Ferdinand Feghoot off to investigate the hazards they might expect to encounter in the pursuit of their hobby.

    *‘Now take care," warned Dame Electra MacClinch, the Club’s first Tem- porary President. “Try not to get lost, and be sure to get back here promptly next Thursday.”

    The Members gave Feghoot three rousing cheers, and, stepping through the )( in the wall, he immediately vanished.

    When he returned, after seventeen years, his reception was very much colder. Alerted by the time-shuttle’s signal, the Membership had assembled, and Dame Electra was regarding him with a frosty gray eye.

    He was wearing a kilt, and he had Robert Burns with him. Each had an arm round a pretty but slightly over-ripe woman in the dress of the late 18th Century, and they had obviously been having a wonderful time.

    Feghoot introduced the great poet; then with a chuckle he presented Nell Trott and Meg Lively.

    “I have heard of t^ Burns person,” sniffed Dame Electra. “But what are these — creatures?”

    “Hoot, lass — they’re famous!” laughed Ferdinand Feghoot. “Hae ye no hearrd o’ the pair o’ doxies of time travel?”

    — Grendel Briarton (with thanks to Romina Grobis)

    https://archive.org/details/Fantasy_Science_Fiction_v025n02_1963-08_PDF/page/n43/mode/2up

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …if I say yes will you go to the A&P with me?…

    …what did the zero say to the eight?…

    …that belt looks good on you…

    …why was the ten afraid of the seven?…

    …seven ate nine…

    …grandpa said to granny…

    …why is it that when a dress looks very good on you I just want to take it off you?…

    …magic, I guess, replied granny…

    …what? Magic? He asked, Is that how you do it?…

    …to which she replied…

    …is that a trick question?…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not in those shoes, no.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 3 years ago

    Nah, you’re a lot nicer looking than Stephan Pastis.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 3 years ago

    After writing a story line about creating dresses and drawing models in these dresses. Well hell let’s go get a breath of fresh air, inward drawn from a peacock hold on me.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Hmmm! Reference to Pastes’ strip is a hoot! Feghooter or not, puns rule!

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    No. What you look like is a very fetching model from the front of a dress pattern package. Been a connoisseur for a good many years.

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t give a hoot for your hooters, it’s your fegs that give me a case of the fegaries.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 3 years ago

    Ms. Verb rocks in a dancing pattern and sew machine Singer.

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 3 years ago

    Yes, actually you do look like one.

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    ransomknotts  almost 3 years ago

    I like the collage-y background.

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    ransomknotts  almost 3 years ago

    Feghooty and the Blowfish.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    Everybody’s doin’ the brand new dance now,

    Come on baby … do the feghootin’ with me …!

    Come on, come on, come on, come on ….

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    I feel the need, the need to self aggrandize. https://tinyurl.com/LameFanArt

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    I like shaggy dogs.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    Foghorn Feghooter. I say, I say, boy. This chick reminds me of the Highway between Dallas and Fortworth. No curves.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    You look like an illustration from a Simplicity pattern package.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Not really. You’re not Cartoon-Boy’s type! Sorry, oldie-time Model! You might try for a job in Mark Buford’s Scary Gary strip, though. You’re clearly enough more his type [see my earlier Reply to Randy B, above]….

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