The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 24, 2022

So, vegetarian chicken casserole.

Good for your diet, Brutus.

You may as well call it mystery stew.

That is a “fowl” predicament!!

/SHMIRK/

If you find the cook’s missing contact lenses, you win a prize.

The pigeon was surprised too, but we don’t mention that part.

He also forget to make the casserole.

This surprise reminds me of a certain fast food restaurant, can’t mention a name, but sometimes I get so called chicken nuggets when it is all breaded flour and there is no identifiable chicken meat in them!

so does this mean the chicken was too afraid to go into the casserole? :D

The title of Paul Simon’s song “Mother and Child Reunion” has its origin in a chicken-and-egg dish that Simon saw on a Chinese restaurant’s menu.

That sounds just like most chicken soup I’ve had, sans chicken. They think if they pour in the chicken broth and some veggies, you won’t notice you’ve been cheated.

A surprise? That’s the third time this month!

According to what I heard, during the Great Depression (Google it,) to make Chicken Shadow Soup, you just passed the chicken so that its’ shadow fell on the pot…

Spring Chicken Surprise is their speciality.

Big run on clam chowder in the lunch room today. Rumor had it that the string broke and the company clam was in there somewhere.

There’s always a Burger King somewhere close. Adios Surprise…..

“What’s the Chef’s Surprise?”

“Goose…”

Our Born Loser will order the casserole.

20% discount on the price as well.

So it’s a vegan chicken surprise casserole.

I steer of any menu item that has ‘surprise’ in the title, don’t like surprises.

So…mac and cheese

Good for the profit margin!

Reminds me of the ‘Big Mac’ surprise I once got: no meat.

Believable, not only because a certain person was involved. Too bad limited lunch period limits dining around.

I bought a super supreme pizza one particular evening, took it home, opened the box and noticed limited cheese on lots of tomato sauce, one little piece of onion, one little piece of beef, one little piece of bell pepper, called, manager hung up, took back pizza, no one talked about it, no refund or replacement, got it published in newspaper, angry manager, employees, owners, eventually got refund, never went back. Apparently others never did either.

I’m surprised they haven’t called it vegetarian casserole.