Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2022

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    aflhc1984  almost 3 years ago

    wrongly labelled eh? LOL.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    He unloaded.

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    Everything swept up, that is.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sneeze again! I need some schmear.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Allergy?

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Trading places. :D

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    Purple People Eater  almost 3 years ago

    Did you hear about the Zen Budhist who went to a hot dog stand and said: “Make me one with everything”?

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    KenseidenXL  almost 3 years ago

    Great, now he’s gonna fail his drugs test….

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    A Common 'tator  almost 3 years ago

    He could’ve at least sneezed into the crook of his arm…

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Oops. This is why you’re supposed to cover a sneeze.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Ew

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    OK. I’ll ask again. If an everything bagel has all the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Should have been wearing a mask.

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    walk.rich  almost 3 years ago

    That’s how the coronavirus works.

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    waltermgm  almost 3 years ago

    If one bagel in a bag is an everything bagel, then every bagel in the bag will be an everything bagel.

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    ncorgbl  almost 3 years ago

    My Lady calls them everywhere bagels because I leave seeds all over the place.

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    Altar_Ego  almost 3 years ago

    Grossicles

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Love it! Priceless! And yet another example of why this comic has the final slot in my comics feed: I save the best for last. Well done!

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Where is the sneeze bar?

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    See we still need masks!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Eww.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It took me three beats to finally get it! Make mine an onion bagel, or sesame if they’re out of my fav.

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