Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 22, 2022

At least he doesn’t have too carry your purse.

Shopping: a favourite sport or pastime of women.

Purchasing: what a man does only when necessary.

i don’t know why he’s sitting in the car – how can he supervise her if he’s not with her…?

Among my sister-in-law’s friends, it’s known as “retail therapy.”

Humph! Everyone that thinks this is a purely feminine activity should meet my husband. >I< am usually the one sitting in the car sulking!

I like the ’60s hippy/stoner paint job. Does it say, “Flower Power!” on the back?

everyone should work retail & then they won’t want to shop UNLESS it’s necessary…women are the worse in the stores, especially in clothing stores..i would rather work in the men’s department than the women’s any day of the year…but i would rather work in a grocery store well before a clothing store..(from a seasoned former worker in both stores)

He needs to go in and hold her hands. She may think it is romantic but it reduces the number of things she buys. And if she catches on, say “I am just trying to protect you from all the germs on the stuff from all the previous people touching them.”

What man wouldn’t?!

First thing popped into my head upon seeing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcG3x-ohuYI

Women shop, men hunt…

From someone’s comedy routine (don’t remember who):

“Man see shirt. Man kill shirt!” ☺

You should at least leave him your knitting bag for something to do while you’re gone…

You’re leaving your pack mule in the car?

If you are good and don’t make a comment, she will give you that treat she bought for you. ( Oh sorry, it’s melted )

My stepdad (RIP) loved to go shopping. He could almost always find something he thought someone he knew could use (being one of the most thoughtful & generous people who ever walked this earth, he mostly shopped with an eye for everyone else!). The one place he refused to walk into was the fabric store after the time he needed something cut & the biddies at the cutting table ignored him, thinking he was there “with someone” the way most men in such places seem to be. He’d drive mom there & sit in the car with his Nook until she got done & came back out.

He is obviously being the chauffeur… why don’t you learn to drive yourself?

I always bring a book

Hubby shops and I write the lists.

Just remember to crack the windows and maybe leave him some Water.