Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 10, 2022

I think that logical fallacy is called “assuming your conclusions”.

Another fallacy is that we know Frazz shovels the snow off the parking lot.

Also, the last wolverine to actually be photographed in Michigan was in 2004 in Ubly so who knows if there are still any left. That one was 200 years after they were thought to no longer be living here anymore.

I’ve tried to train myself to set things on the hood, in front of the windshield, instead of on the roof, if I’m struggling to open the door or set something else inside first.

It’s a little harder to reach and not as flat…

but at least you can see them if you forgetfully get into the car. Oops.

the only truly fearsome wolverine is Axel Fusco.

I would imagine that the “wild” animal that would be feeding on Mr. Spaetzle’s lost lunches would most likely be a rat, a raccoon or a crow.

Mr. Spaetzle knows it isn’t safe to walk down the street.

Lass is fixed on wolverines for some reason. Maybe just a hope for something adventurous after a long stay at home winter.

Amtrak Brandon!

She spent the summer hunting wolverines in Alaska with her uncle.

just like football…

My first thought is that Mr Spaetzle is a Spartan.

there have been no wolverines in Michigan since July, 1907

She would have better luck at night, when the neighborhood bobcat comes out to prey on the local racoon population.

The Wolverines got beat by the Hoosiers today so nobody is afraid of them.

Mr. Spaetzle within walking distance of school? How does he survive Halloween?

Wisconsin is known as the Badger State not because it’s home to those stripey guys (tho there may be a few running wild in the state) but because the tailings outside the territory’s early lead mines reminded some observers of badger burrows. (FWIW, most of the musket balls fired by Union troops in the Civil War comprised lead from SW Wisconsin. The State Historical Society still maintains one of the old shot towers where molten lead was poured thru screens, separating it into drops that became spherical as they plummeted the rest of the way into the cold water where they froze in that shape.)

If Mr. Spaetzle lives within a few miles of the school and yet is too lazy to walk, then he deserves to get devoured by wolverines. People like him are why petroleum purveyors such as Putin hold such power.

One morning driving to work I remember seeing more than the usual amount of deer eating beside the road. Than I realized, they like the road salt flavored grass.