The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 28, 2022

And I always thought that was spelled TUTOR. Silly me.

What the frickative folks, your daughter Windy will be okay…she just needs to relax and there will bean-o problems!

I wonder what’s on the lunch menu.

They haven’t been rearing her right.

If it was truly a “Crisis on Infinite Earths”, just think of how many ridiculous parallel dimensions like this one are out there.

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

While there’s room for improvement, I don’t think paddling is the answer.

She just needs inspiration, someone to be, “the wind between her cheeks!”

Bet they have a strange scents of humor..

Today’s project, how to be “silent but deadly”!

Just because they are (or have) a lot behind, doesn’t mean that she has do or be the same. She can (still) get ahead with only being a little behind now.

this one went a little bit too fart

the problem is, alice doesn’t give two toots…

Come blow your horn….

Maybe it’s cause she has a little behind.

She needs more fiber in her diet.

LOL! Don’t push it! Some become big @$$es later in life….

Looks like a sketch from the old Sonny and Cher show

Butt, butt….

These folks must be a branch of the Widette family:

https://groovyhistory.com/snls-widette-family-it-was-a-crack-up

Hilburn is focused on the bumsen burner.

She hasn’t even learned how to have her finger pulled.

I didn’t need that school. I was self-tooted.

Red beans make a great tooter…

The term for that is steatopygia.

Parents: Rip and Windy

She is a late bloomer. I’ve seen a cute little thing like that clear a room.

evidently the school lunch menu is much healthier.

The teacher is really butting in.

Hah! A tooter tutor.

Is this where Roland learned his trade?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter

Ok, so this is a bit weird. Funny, but(t) weird.

I doubt there’s a connection between butt size and flatulence.

Did you hear about the sausage grinder who got a little behind in his work?

it’s always the girls that need the tooter. Little boys always excel at that subject.

Do they start the school day listening to The Sound of “Silents” But Deadly?

This strip is REALLY a gas!!

This cartoon is built around a weak, juvenile idea. It is not even remotely funny or clever. Pathetic waste of time.

Reminds me of the poem: "A tutor who tooted the flute, tutored two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?”