I just got out of the hospital. I had bathroom privileges meaning I could get out of bed to go to the bathroom. Even though I was in “perfect health” otherwise, the staff felt that they had to monitor everything modern medicine can track. I had tubes and leads all over the place.
I had to plan my trips to the bathroom well in advance since I had to undo and untangle all the attachments. The only bird’s nest that looks worse is the one behind my computer.
I hoped that there wasn’t a fire. They’d would have had it put out by the time I got out of bed.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
I get tangled with just glasses and mask!
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
I don’t I’ve ever worn all three at once myself. Glasses and mask or glasses and ear buds yes, but never all three.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Try glasses, mask, goggles and ear protectors when using a table saw on wood with a high level of sawdust produced.
Now remember which order they were put on when taking them off.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m just enjoying the image Mark Parisi chose to illustrate this idea: A teenager looking to mom for a little help.
Gent over 2 years ago
Me just intrigued whether it really necessary to wash em plants?
dflak over 2 years ago
I just got out of the hospital. I had bathroom privileges meaning I could get out of bed to go to the bathroom. Even though I was in “perfect health” otherwise, the staff felt that they had to monitor everything modern medicine can track. I had tubes and leads all over the place.
I had to plan my trips to the bathroom well in advance since I had to undo and untangle all the attachments. The only bird’s nest that looks worse is the one behind my computer.
I hoped that there wasn’t a fire. They’d would have had it put out by the time I got out of bed.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Response: “What? I can’t understand you with your mask strapped to your face like that.”
kaylin over 2 years ago
I’ve had that problem too, except with an over the ear hearing aid instead of earbuds.
cpiller Premium Member over 2 years ago
This was me last weekend, only add in a pair of dangling earrings. I nearly tore my earlobe getting out of that mess.
Scott Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
glasses , mask , hearing aids !
namleht over 2 years ago
Stupid is as stupid does…
John9 over 2 years ago
I have mask ears, the masks have cut into the back of my ears.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago
True.
thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love it! Thanks for the belly laugh. Great way to start a day.
Lori Wall Premium Member over 2 years ago
I totally identify with this one.
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
My mom says it is hard wearing glasses, mask, with hearing aids. Sometimes taking off the mask makes a hearing aid fall out.
azardoz over 2 years ago
On Far Side it’s "pants first, then shoes’.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
Imagine life without ears these days.
Camiyami Premium Member over 2 years ago
HAHA!!! Is this from personal experience, Mark Parisi? :D This one made me laugh!!