Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I get tangled with just glasses and mask!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    I don’t I’ve ever worn all three at once myself. Glasses and mask or glasses and ear buds yes, but never all three.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Try glasses, mask, goggles and ear protectors when using a table saw on wood with a high level of sawdust produced.

    Now remember which order they were put on when taking them off.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m just enjoying the image Mark Parisi chose to illustrate this idea: A teenager looking to mom for a little help.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Me just intrigued whether it really necessary to wash em plants?

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    I just got out of the hospital. I had bathroom privileges meaning I could get out of bed to go to the bathroom. Even though I was in “perfect health” otherwise, the staff felt that they had to monitor everything modern medicine can track. I had tubes and leads all over the place.

    I had to plan my trips to the bathroom well in advance since I had to undo and untangle all the attachments. The only bird’s nest that looks worse is the one behind my computer.

    I hoped that there wasn’t a fire. They’d would have had it put out by the time I got out of bed.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Response: “What? I can’t understand you with your mask strapped to your face like that.”

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    kaylin  over 2 years ago

    I’ve had that problem too, except with an over the ear hearing aid instead of earbuds.

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    cpiller Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This was me last weekend, only add in a pair of dangling earrings. I nearly tore my earlobe getting out of that mess.

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    Scott Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    glasses , mask , hearing aids !

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    namleht  over 2 years ago

    Stupid is as stupid does…

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    John9  over 2 years ago

    I have mask ears, the masks have cut into the back of my ears.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    True.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love it! Thanks for the belly laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    Lori Wall Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I totally identify with this one.

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    My mom says it is hard wearing glasses, mask, with hearing aids. Sometimes taking off the mask makes a hearing aid fall out.

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    azardoz  over 2 years ago

    On Far Side it’s "pants first, then shoes’.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Imagine life without ears these days.

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    Camiyami Premium Member over 2 years ago

    HAHA!!! Is this from personal experience, Mark Parisi? :D This one made me laugh!!

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