Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2022

How about the nights — are the nights better?

Today’s tune: https://youtu.be/UskDupcLM0M Sums it all up some days…

Tofay will be tragic…somewhere in the world. Unfortunately.

hopefully it is a better day for all the gocomics fans!

Look at it this way, Pig: Tomorrow can’t be any worse.

No, the problem is you should be bacon.

Depression is this strip’s biggest theme, every day. They’re stuck.

Well, Its about two AM for me, so the rest of the day hasn’t happened yet… This does not bode well for me.

Buy him a beer or a double shot next time goat!

Life’s a bitch, then you die! (not really)

This has become a very depressing cartoon over the Pandemic. I hope Pastis can make his way back to some light humor some day.

When the weather is warm and the moon is full.

We already know that life sucks, big time. Many of us read the comics to get a little humor in our day. Wish Pastis would go back to the original PBS strips that were funny and would make you happy rather that all the depressing crap he keeps putting out.

Pastis is getting past ’is prime!

Pig must be a big ELO fan.

Mama said there’d be days like this; she didn’t tell me there were going to be so many of them, though…

Pig is only down on days that end in a “y.”

M-f, or whatever your particular work schedule is sucks. I am am in a very bad mood this morning.

Monday, Tuesday, crappy days…

I prefer the dawn. So many possibilities that the day may be ruined

Pig really has been brought down.

The days of your life are what you make em! Stay away from people and things that make you unhappy.

As Satre said, “Hell is other people” (present company excepted of course).

nights are OK except for the… night fever night fever

Amtrak Brandon is hell-bent on destroying America and he is doing a fine job at it. Now post a stupid reply Mr. Liberal….

Some days are diamonds, some days are stone. . .this, too, shall, pass. . .

I paid 300 bucks to rent a limo.But it didn’t come with a driver!

Wow.All that money and nothing to chauffeur it!

Does SP do that whole brick wall scene based off of the Peanuts strip

Some days are bad, most days are worse, you’re still doing ok, you’re not riding in a hearse.

It’s what you make it PIG! And. stop wallowing in self pity and get out and live your life!

“Wasted Days and Wasted Nights”

Nobody told me there’d be days like this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJLrAKCiow

Nothing, by The Fugs

Monday, nothing

Tuesday, nothing

Wednesday and Thursday nothing

Friday, for a change

A little more nothing

Saturday once more nothing

Sunday nothing

Monday nothing

Tuesday and Wednesday nothing

There’s always a CHANCE it MIGHT be better……

Trivia Time: What was the last thing said by Scarlet in the book Gone with the Wind? Tomorrow is another day. (Gotcha didn’t I )

All this talk about how hard life is. Friends and enemas, if you don’t like your life suicide is an option.That you haven’t taken it means something. If you can read online comics means you life is better than 90% of human lives, so enjoy.

I recommend the music of Joseph Haydn or J S Bach. You can’t say either one is not a better alternative to suicide.

Pig, remember there’s always cheese.

Pig’s first line sounds like something Rat would say. I suppose it could be worse, right?

D e p r e s s i o n

These are the days of our lives.

That’s exactly what President Zelensky’s been saying

Pig doesn’t have an optimstic bone in his body.

Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow.

A depressing strip without Rat. Time to hang it up, Pastis?

Pig is consistent. You’ve got to give him that. Maybe he’s right, even….