Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2022

I know, right?

He finally escapes from Henry’s love clutches and then this.

Bad choice. Shredded Wheat is the new Breakfast of Champions.

Well, he chicken.

He should have gone to The Rose and Crown.

Well, I’ve heard of a needle in a haystack, a night in a haystack, but, a knight in a haystack….

“What’s his problem?”…Do you have enough time to go through the list?

I’m slow this morning. I originally thought Rodney was walking toward the tavern but the shadow is upside down for that. Then the haystack mysteriously appeared where he was. Mayhaps Id is really Twin Peaks?

So many questions! Why is there a haystack in the middle of the road? Why are those guys holding up some kind of shadow puppet thing?

Parker and Hart, you have some splaaainin to do

Remember Rod, never leave home without your weapon.

I don’t get this one…

before I realized that it was a shadow, I though Henry pooped on Rod

Wow, once Sir Rodney removes his chain-mail helmet, he has quite the head of hair!

It looks like Rod isn’t the dragon trainer afterall.

I am totally confused on this today. Anyone else?

I think that the FlatSignal.

You’d think a haystack would be the last place to hide from a dragon.

Way too complex and obfuscated to be funny.

sarcasm my hero

Trying to figure out what the big blonde mop is in the last panel? Did Rodney let down his hair or he hiding under a haystack??

What’s a haystack doing in the road?

A haystack is literally the worst place to hide from a dragon.

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No one told him of this secret military experiment.

There was a video arcade game that debuted back in the mid-to-late 1980s called Dragon’s Lair. The hero was named Dirk the Daring. Here’s an image:

https://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/2937-dragon-s-lair-dos-front-cover.jpg

I like how there’s just a convenient pile of hay there.

Turuk – last shadow.