Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 02, 2022

That looks like a pretty swanky restaurant. I’ll bet Annie Hall goes there, too.

With a restaurant name like that It makes Roz’ place look classy

I bet that they serve only tiny portions that you have to peck at. All for a high price.

A real charmer, he is

Even more ridiculous, when they put your name on the waiting list and then when it’s your turn, they announce “party of one.”

Guess it is possible that someone would be planning to join Shoe for a fancy dinner. But, only once it seems.

And one again, another dic k head makes the mistake of being snarky to someone that is going to be serving him food.

Don’t think it’s this place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEp3TcMI9q8

I was never a fan of eating alone in a restaurant. For some reason, I always felt self conscious.

Since I’m older (never mind how much older), I frequently eat alone. So when I’m asked that question, I always look around curiously, and then answer with a smile, “Well, so it would seem.”

drop the mic

Shoe sounds like me!

I hate when I go to a fast-food joint, and the first thing I tell the cashier is “This is for dine-in”. After my order is placed, the cashier then asks me “Is this dine-in or carry-out”?

How is the concierge to know you don’t have a boyfriend outside parking the car?

Shoe, with his ever-present cigar, would have trouble getting seated in most restaurants today, alone or in company.